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������� "This is
the police!� Open up!" a man yelled as he banged on the ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
door.� "We know you're in there Kid Rock!"
��� Just the door was busted down and about 15 offices burst in
the room to
find Dawn sitting on top of Mark.� He was handcuffed to the bed and she was
hitting him with a leather whip.
��� "Oh, sorry wrong room," one of the officers said.
��� "Wait a minute!" another announced, "They're
those pop stars that are
missing!"
��� Dawn and Mark looked at each other, then back at the
officers.� The one in
charge yelled, "Somebody get them dressed and on the first plane back to
London.� NOW!"
��� After the video shoot was cancelled, everyone returned to
London.� On the
flight back, Hilary explained her whole story to Kian.� "See, I'm a
direct
descendent of the love goddess Aphrodite.� My mission was to council all
five of you Westlifers and help you find true love.� Unfortunately, it
seems
to have only worked for Shane."� Kian looked at Hilary longingly.�
If only
he could tell her that he'd fallen madly in love with her.� "I just
wish I
could tell the man I loved how much I cared about him," she sighed.
��� "You're in love?" Kian asked, a bit disappointed.�
He wanted more than
anything to marry Hilary and run off to Malibu where they could live happily
ever after.
��� "Yes, but he has no idea."� Hilary turned and
looked into Kian's gorgeous
blue eyes.� "I think he thinks I'm nothing but a whore."
��� Kian held her as she began to cry.� "You're not a
whore Hils, you were
doing what you were meant to do.� I can tell him that you were a virgin
before you slept with the entire band."
��� Hilary looked at him.� "If you already know,
there's no reason to tell
him."
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��� Shane and Kimmy made their way back to their seats from the
bathroom all
giggles.� "I always wanted to do that," Kimmy whispered in
Shane's ear
before she started sucking on his ear lobe.
��� "Oohhh," Shane moaned.� "Keep this up and
we'll do it again."
��� "SHERRRRRYYYYYYY!" Shawna whined.� "Kimmy's
sucking Shane's ear
AAAAAGAAAAINNNN!"
��� "This is your captain speaking," Bryan said, trying
to disguise his voice.�
"I have turned on the seat belt sign and need everyone to return to their
seats as we begin our descent into London.� Thank you for...dammit!� I
was
just trying to have a little...MUMMY!" he cried into the P.A. as Louis
dragged him back to his seat by his ear.
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��� "So, I think the baby is yours," Aine explained to
Nicky.
��� "Really?" Nicky said.� "It's not
Bryan's?"
��� Aine shrugged.� "I don't think so.� He wore a
condom every time we had sex.
� I know you didn't wear one so I assume it's yours."
��� Nicky's eyes bugged out of his head.� "I'm gonna be
a Dad?� Georgina is
gonna kill me!� First I'm bisexual, now I'm having a baby!"
��� "You're bi!" Aine squealed.� "Why didn't
you tell me!� We could have had a
threesome with Bryan!"
��� "Threesome?" Bryan said as he returned to his seat.�
"With who?"
��� "Me, you, and Nicky!" Aine shouted.
��� "Hell no!" Bryan yelled.� "Nicky's sooo
not my type.� Now if it was Shane,
it would be a different story..."
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��� Everyone filed off the flight from Tenerife just in time to
see Dawn and
Mark arrive.� "Damn you asshole!" she was screaming as she
smacked him.� "I
hate you!"� Then she drew her fist back, punched him in the eye,
pulled up
her knee and whacked him in the balls.
��� "OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!" he cried as he fell to the
floor.� Mark laid in the
fetal position and began sucking his thumb.
��� "What a dork!" Bryan laughed at him.�
"Ouch!" he then cried as Erica
pinched his arm.
��� "Be nice Bryan or I won't tell you my news."
��� Bryan turned and looked at her.� "What news?"
��� Erica pushed him to the ground and jumped on top of him.�
"That I wanna
fuck you," she said as she began kissing him.
��� "Why don't we ever do that?" Kimmy whined to Shane.
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