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Humour
Mummy,
came the voice of a little girl.
Yes, dear.
You know
that vase that you said had been handed down from generation
to generation?
Yes.
Well, this
generation has dropped it!
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A small
Italian boy was lost while his parents were shopping in the
supermarket. The policeman who found him asked him: "Why did
you not hold to the hand of your mother?"
Boy:
Both her hands were full of parcels.
Policeman:
Next time you hold on to the skirt of your mother.
Boy: I
cannot reach.
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Does your
husband live up to the things he told you before your were married?
Yes, indeed: In
those days, he said he�d never be good enough for me and he�s been
proving it ever since.
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Aunt:
What�s the idea of wiping the spoon on the table cloth? Is
that what you do at home?
Paddy:
Oh, no aunt. Our spoons are always clean.
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You look
all broken up. What�s the matter?
I write
home for money for a study lamp, replied the college student.
So what?
They sent the lamp.
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