HUMOUR
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar-box. Looks at the sugar level and closes it. After a while, he comes a second time and does the same thing.
Wife observed the whole episode and asked, "Why are you doing this?"
Sardar: "Doctor told me to check the sugar level regularly."
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Friend: Rajan, how was your exam?
Rajan: It was good. But I couldn�t answer the past tense of "think". I thought, thought and finally wrote "thunk".
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Dad: "Raju, why are your school reports so bad lately?"
Raju: "Oh, that�s the teacher�s fault, dad."
Dad: "What do you mean? Your marks used to be always very good. You have the same teacher, haven�t you?"
Raju: "Yes, but I haven�t got the topper boy in the class sitting next to me. Teacher has moved him."
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"Is that your car out there?" Grand-dad asked my father.
"Sometimes".
"Why only sometimes?"
"When the car has just been washed, it belongs to my wife. When there is a dance somewhere, it belongs to my daughter. At football time, it is my son�s. But when the tank is empty, that is when it belongs to me."
