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HUMOUR A nun was teaching about the guardian angels. Nun: God has given every man and woman a guardian angel to protect from harm. He is with us like our shadow. He eats with us, sleeps with us, gets up with us, sits with us, etc. Student: Sister, I quite believe in what you said. In my sleep last night, I had fallen from the bed. Now I know that naughty person who pushed me out of my bed! � � � Woman: Hallo Mrs Tun Tun, where are you going with that hockey stick? Tun Tun: I am going to quarrel with my neighbour, Mrs Kum Kum. Woman: But just yesterday I had seen you both fighting? Tun Tun: Yes, yesterday�s was the semifinal, and today is the final! � � � Teacher: What is more useful to us? The sun or the moon? Student: It is the moon sir. Because when the sun rises during the day, we already have the light, but the moon rises at night in the dark. � � � Teacher: A hen lays one egg per day. In four weeks time how many eggs will a hen lay? : Twenty four eggs sir, because in twenty eight days there will be four Sundays, and Sundays are holidays, sir! |