A young girl and her boy friend went on a picnic. They were passing through a jungle. The girl got scared and said, "What will happen if a robber came by!"

Boy friend: "Don’t worry. I am with you. I have been a champion."

Girl: "In wrestling?"

Boy friend: "No. In running."

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An application for the job of a cook read as under:-

"Sir, I am a cooker. If you appoint me, I will cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel, I cooked them all."

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Two pickpockets were disscussing business.

"Say, where did you get that lovely watch?"

"From my cousin."

"From which cousin?"

"How should I know? I found the watch and in the cover it is said, ‘In memory of your grateful cousin’."

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The woman went into the gun department. "I want to buy a revolver," she said. "It is for my husband."

"Did he tell you what kind to buy?" asked the clerk.

"I should say not," she replied. "He doesn’t even know I’m going to shoot him yet."

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The teacher was testing his pupils’ knowledge of proverbs:

‘Cleanliness is next to what?’ He asked.

A small boy replied feelingly: ‘Impossible’.