humour

Two Italians in Hungary went out to dine. They ordered a special drink about which they had heard much, but never tasted. It was a very hot drink. The first man sipped a little and soon his eyes were full of tears.

Second man: what happened, why are you shedding tears?

First man: I was thinking of my grandmother whom the Hungarians hanged in the first World War.

The second then sipped his glass and he too was in tears.

First man: Why are you moved so much?

Second man: Well, I was just thinking that the Hungarians would have done a far more useful thing, had they hanged you also with your grandmother.

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Teacher, looking over Junior�s homework: I don�t see how it�s possible for a single person to make so many mistakes.

Junior proudly: It wasn�t a single person, miss. Father helped me.

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The doctor smiled as he entered the room.

You look much better today, he said.

Yes, I followed the directions on your medicine bottle.

What were they?

Keep the bottle tightly corked.

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Why have you wrapped a thread around your fingers?

My wife wrapped it to remind me that I should not forget to post a letter for her.

Have you posted the letter?

No, she forgot to give it to me.