10. Nice roomy pockets for things every respectable Inspector should have: handcuffs, snuff, wanted picture of 24601, fake hair just in case something should happen to those sideburns.
9. You know it's a heck of a lot nicer coat than any convict is bound to have!
8. It looks really dramatic when you spin around...especially when you shout "And I am JAVERT!" whilst spinning.
7. It provides for extra warmth on a long night of convict chasing and could double has a tent.
6. It completes the hat and nightstick ensemble.
5. It compliments your eyes.
4. No need to change the rest of your wardrobe, basic black goes with everything. Plus there is no need for accessories.
3. Doesn't make your butt look big...because you can't see it.
2. Many people find them extremely sexy.
and the number one reason to wear a trench coat....
1. It provides for a neat effect when jumping off bridges!
