Javert Fan Purity Test
The Javert Fan Purity Test
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Do you know what Javert's title is?
Have you read the book, Les Miserables?
Do you find that your favorite parts deal with Javert in some way?
Have you seen the musical?
...More than once?
Is your favorite scene "Javert's Suicide"?
Does your family/friends think you have a morbid fasination with death?
Have you ever acted out Javert's suicide?
...at a public pool?
...While standing on the diving board and screaming "There is no way to go ON!!!"?
Did your friends casually swim away pretending not to know you?
If you were in France at the River Siene, would you jump off a bridge just to get the full effect of his suicide?
Have you ever entered "Javert" as your bowling name at the bowling alley?
Did your friends laugh and ask who Javert was?
Were you appalled to hear that they didn't know who he was?
Did you give a full length description of him, ending in tears when you came to his untimely death?
Do you have a website devouted to Javert?
...to Les Miserables?
Do you Role play as Javert in more than one list?
Do you find that Javert quotes regularly invade your every day language?
Have you ever dressed up as Javert for Halloween?
...with long trenchcoat?
...with nightstick?
When you were walking the streets, did you find that they were full of "whores and vipers"?
Did you see someone suspicious looking and followed them all night long?
When watching the TAC on video, do you find yourself looking in the background just to see what Philip Quast is doing?
Do you know that Philip Quast is just about the best damned Javert there is?
Did you know Stephen Bishop comes in a pretty close second?
Did you cry when you saw Javert's suicide in the musical?
Then did you have to try and explain to your companions why on the whole ride home?
...including why Javert is not really the "bad guy"?
Do you spend too much of your time coming up with stupid questions like this?
Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
Do you realize that's normal for a Javert fan?
Do you find yourself prone to gazing at stars?
...and bursting into the song while in the process?
Do you enjoy men with long, fuzzy sideburns?
...but never did before you knew Javert
Do you find yourself bursting out into random Javert songs?
...most anywhere?
...on the tennis courts or other publice places?
Did you just grin widely when everyone looked at you strangely?
Do you know I just put this question in here to fill a space?
When your friends see you coming, do they run the other way and scream in terror, "Oh, no! Here comes that Javert girl/guy!"?
Do you laugh evily, and yell after them, "I am the law, and the law is not mocked?"
...Or how about, "You'll still answer to Javert!"?
Did you ever wander why they had to stick that annoying Valjean in on the song, "Confrontation"?
Do you enjoy large hats now on men?
Are you wondering how much longer this test could go on?
Do you find Javert at all sexy or are you jealous of his manly good looks? Last Question!
Good going!
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