Top Ten Things Never to Say To Javert!

10. "You know, sideburns are SO out of fashion."

9. "I think I saw that guy you're looking for running that way...or was it that way? Oh, well, it doesn't really matter, does it?"

8. "What is it with you and stars, anyways?"

7. "How 'bout them revolutionaries?"

6. "Inspector, what do you plan to do about the poor of the city?" {picture him at a conference}

5. "And you've been chasing this guy *how* many years?"

4. "Hey big guy! Got yourself a girl yet?"

3. "So...did you catch that whats-his-name yet?"

2. "{Right before he jumps} Hey, Javert, I have letter for-Oh, wait, am I interupting anything?"

And the number one thing never to say to Javert...

1. "Parole slip?? Oh...you mean that little yellow thingy? I was supposed to *keep* that?"

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