Top Ten Things Javert Would Never Say



10. "Oh, I'll let you go...just this once...."

9. "Ah! You have a child who needs you? Well, in that case I'll let you go. What's the dear's name?"

8. "These sideburns HAVE to go!"

7. "I think pastels are my color this season. Don't you?"

6. "Does this make my butt look big?"

5. "Hey, How YOU doing?" {A la Joey from friends...}

4. "And I am...Oh, wait, what's my name again...?"

3. "Hey, Jean, how 'bout we go get a cup of coffee and settle our differences?"

2. "Convict? What convict?"

And the number one thing Javert never would say...

1. "You know, on second thought...who cares If I let Valjean go, and that water does look pretty cold, so I'm just gonna go home and forget this whole thing..."

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