Top Ten Reasons to Chase a Convict!
10. Such dedication looks good on your progress report.
9. You can rant about the stars and no one thinks the worse of you. I mean, you have been chasing a man for TWENTY years!
8. Free uniform! (Includes long trenchcoat)
7. You meet lots of interesting people on your way (ie: revolutionaries, prostitutes, etc.)
6. It adds a different perspective to the word "hobby".
5. You get to sing some mighty cool songs along the way.
4. Trenchcoats and big hats!!
3. No one could ever say you didn't follow orders.
2. You get to yell your name and various numbers very loudly: "And I am JAVERT!! Do not forget my name. Do not forget...24601!!!"
And the number one reason to chase a convict...
1. You get to top off the whole experience by jumping off a bridge into a swollen river!