Random List of Things That Make Us Smile

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• Aeon Flux
• Jay Mohr
• Christopher Walken
• Jay Mohr doing Walken impressions
• Tails
• Plutonium
• Monkies
• Patrick's gold toenail clippers
• Jimmy Fallon
• gerbils
• lists
• Vector Burn
• Pascal's Wager
• oreos
• Sam Raimi
• Bruce Campbell
• otters
• South Park
• Malcom in the Middle
• Simpsons
• Malcom Jamal Warner
• Samuel L Jackson
• pre-emptive "shuddup"s
• the mafia
• the Yakuza
• the Triads
• Lets just say organized crime and be done with it.
• the FBI...yeah I know shuddup
• Live Journal
• not so live journals?
• Aliens
• Dennis Miller
• the thought of Fred Durst being mauled by a wild badger.
• Badgers
• Cinnamon Gum
• Pudding.
• when your favorite band actually shows up.
• David Bowie.
• The phrase "Jesus on a stick"
• Good Anime(re:not 'Sailor Moon','Pokemon', or anything pussy like that)
• Kevin Smith
• Tim Burton
• X-men
• Spidey
• Superman
• Knowing bands that might be on the Spiderman soundtrack
• Knowing bands
• being in a band
• not sucking
• anyone who would like to see Fred Durst get eaten by polar bears
• cheese
• water
• not dying
• fire!
• The Crow
• Video games
• the sadly now defunct La Femme Nikita
• pancakes
• lists. wait....we said that....
• repeating ourselves
• repeating ourselves
• running ex-girlfriends over with a car
• march
• the Tick
• Star Wars
• the pathetic freaks at Star Trek conventions
• not being a pathetic freak at a Star Trek convention
• cute and fuzzy bunnies
• running them over with cars.
• twice
• Twelve step anger management courses.
• having a temper tantrum at a twelve step anger management course
• on purpose
• every fucking time
• hitting your neighbors over the head with a metal folding chair
• watching the asshole frat boys across the street try to light their own property on fire.
• those frat boys buring alive in a fire of their own making
• that fire having invlved Jose Quervo and his friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.
• Fire!
• Fred Durst finding this website.
• and catching on fire!
• Patrick's become obsessed.
• take that back or I'll fucking set you on fire!
• not if I set you on fire first, punk.
• oooooooh look whose obsessed now!
• shuddup.
• lists that never end.
• Doing random beligerent things to people
• Doing random beligerent things in walmart.
• to clergy men
• or nuns.
• showing said nuns pictures of naked men.
• Proving the existance of pink elephants to people who are sober.
• Making a nun cry.
• painting the elephants
• Making dumb whores at concerts go home and kill themselves.

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