Random List of Things That Make Us Smile
We REALLY like lists
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Aeon Flux
- Jay Mohr
- Christopher Walken
- Jay Mohr doing Walken impressions
- Tails
- Plutonium
- Monkies
- Patrick's gold toenail clippers
- Jimmy Fallon
- gerbils
- lists
- Vector Burn
- Pascal's Wager
- oreos
- Sam Raimi
- Bruce Campbell
- otters
- South Park
- Malcom in the Middle
- Simpsons
- Malcom Jamal Warner
- Samuel L Jackson
- pre-emptive "shuddup"s
- the mafia
- the Yakuza
- the Triads
- Lets just say organized crime and be done with it.
- the FBI...yeah I know shuddup
- Live Journal
- not so live journals?
- Aliens
- Dennis Miller
- the thought of Fred Durst being mauled by a wild badger.
- Badgers
- Cinnamon Gum
- Pudding.
- when your favorite band actually shows up.
- David Bowie.
- The phrase "Jesus on a stick"
- Good Anime(re:not 'Sailor Moon','Pokemon', or anything pussy like that)
- Kevin Smith
- Tim Burton
- X-men
- Spidey
- Superman
- Knowing bands that might be on the Spiderman soundtrack
- Knowing bands
- being in a band
- not sucking
- anyone who would like to see Fred Durst get eaten by polar bears
- cheese
- water
- not dying
- fire!
- The Crow
- Video games
- the sadly now defunct La Femme Nikita
- pancakes
- lists. wait....we said that....
- repeating ourselves
- repeating ourselves
- running ex-girlfriends over with a car
- march
- the Tick
- Star Wars
- the pathetic freaks at Star Trek conventions
- not being a pathetic freak at a Star Trek convention
- cute and fuzzy bunnies
- running them over with cars.
- twice
- Twelve step anger management courses.
- having a temper tantrum at a twelve step anger management course
- on purpose
- every fucking time
- hitting your neighbors over the head with a metal folding chair
- watching the asshole frat boys across the street try to light their own property on fire.
- those frat boys buring alive in a fire of their own making
- that fire having invlved Jose Quervo and his friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.
- Fire!
- Fred Durst finding this website.
- and catching on fire!
- Patrick's become obsessed.
- take that back or I'll fucking set you on fire!
- not if I set you on fire first, punk.
- oooooooh look whose obsessed now!
- shuddup.
- lists that never end.
- Doing random beligerent things to people
- Doing random beligerent things in walmart.
- to clergy men
- or nuns.
- showing said nuns pictures of naked men.
- Proving the existance of pink elephants to people who are sober.
- Making a nun cry.
- painting the elephants
- Making dumb whores at concerts go home and kill themselves.
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