Practical Jokes
Includes: Practical Jokes, Pranks, Mischeif, and Other General Naughtiness.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for anything if you do this. This is all on you. We take no responsibility. So if you fuck up and get caught, don't blame us. We are merely saying that these might be amusing things to see done. If someone gets hurt, maimed, or dies as a result of any of the things listed below, it's your thing. You deal with it.
Eyedrops
Now, almost everyone who has ever worked in a bar knows this one.
Needed: Visine.
Someone who has just pissed you off.
Their drink.
It has to be Visine. Other eyedrops don't have the same chemical content as Visine and it's unknown if it will work. Put two drops (ONLY two, more may do serious damage.) Into the drink and serve. What this will do is cause the person to get the runs for an indisclosed amount of time. They'll be in the bathroom for an eternity.
Glue
Glue can be used for so many different things.
Put glue on a toilet seat.
You could have great fun if you can manage to switch the labels on a tube of glue and a tube of personal lubricant.
Put glue on the rim of someones cup.
Put it in a shampoo bottle and leave it in the shower.
Somehow put glue on the crotch of someone's pants.
Or zipper.
Leave glue on a doorhandle
Put glue on the nose resty thing on sunglasses.
Put glue on certain letters on a keyboard.
Glue a copy machine closed.
Glue someone's shoes to the floor. (extra points if you can do this while they're wearing them)
So we've given you ideas. Be creative. Make a game out of it.
Fun with personal lubricant
Leave it random places.
spread it on things.
Put it on the underside of a handrail.
Put it on a doorknob.
The possibilities are endless. Have fun with it. Have a camera close by for facial reactions.
Fun with Tree Sap
See "fun with personal lubricant"
The Pepper/Salt mix
Pour a little bit of pepper into a pile on the table, make another, seperate pile of salt. Tear off a thin bit of napkin and put it in the salt shaker so it hangs over the rim, put the small pile of pepper on the napkin. Put the top on. Make sure you can't see the napkin around the rim. Do the same with the pepper.
You can also just put the salt back in with the salt, so they can't figure out why no more is coming out.
Miscelanious things to do:
Order a pizza for your neighbors.
Order a hooker for your neighbors. (this can include escort services, private dancers, etc)
Leave a cow on your neighbor's porch.
Pretend you're in a scary movie and lurk around your neighbor's house scratching at the windows and knocking on the door.
Sew someone to where they are sleeping when they pass out drunk at a party. (careful to sew the clothes, not the skin)
Use a permanant marker to draw on someone after they pass out drunk at a party.
Use a tattoo needle to draw on someone after they pass out drunk at a party.
Exchange syrup with castor oil at IHOP.
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