Kid Rock

yeah.

DISCLAIMER: Kid Rock has not taken the place of Fred Durst. Our hate for Fred Durst runs deep and will always overshadow any other hatred for any other person.

Before this day of June the 24th in the year of 2001 we didn't feel it necessary to write anything about this waste of human flesh. But we have heard a song, and it has inspired us.
This fuckmonky/i> has written a song in the traditional style of the power ballad, but he has taken this sacred medium and twisted it. Deformed it. He uses it to talk about himself.
So now, dear friends, we present the reasons to dislike this pantywaste.

American Badass. Who the fuck write a song entirely devoted to how cool they are and how many records they've sold? Only a twit, that's who.
He's merely a white trash version of Fred Durst. A mere bubble away from being the man we loathe.
His unwashed, uncombed stringy hair
He's ugly.
His momma don't even like him
He took a good thing (the midget) and made it evil
His clothing choices
His hats
The way he butchered Metallica
His voice
His inability to sing well even through distortion
His sinful use of distortion
Lack of talent <

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