Things Every Insomniac Should Have
A carefully compiled list.
- Eyedrops. When youre eyes dry out and turn that lovely shade of bloodshot you'll be wanting these. Plus they can be used in a lovely practical joke.
- Pens. You can do loads of things with pens. But mainly write.
- Lighters. Plural, yes. You will always lose them, or forget where you put them. They're good and useful to have around.
- A computer. (given)
- A Tv and VCR.
- A camcorder. You can catch really fucked up shit late at night.
- Camera.
- Toys. Little things you can keep in your pockets (or purse) to entertain yourself or others with.
- Electrical tape. Oh the trouble you can get into with electrical tape.
- Cell phone. They're the spawn of Satan, but they're handy. And sometimes they have built in games.
- Handcuffs.
- Sissors
- A change of clothes. Something I find is handy, for those longer nights, or if you find yourself in more trouble than you had planned to be in. Also good for spontainious road trips.
- A car.
- Money.
- Someone to share insomnia with.
- pancakes.
- Monkies.
- Magazines.
- Playing cards
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