Ribs and White
Alright, so what you do here is you go to a second hand store and you buy a completely white outfit. This should cost you no more than a couple bucks. Everything has to be completely white, or there's no fun in it.
Get a large group of friends (you can also do this all on your own which is just as fun, but if you're going to have more than one, have more than three.) Have them do the same thing.
NOW REMEMBER- you are going to get these clothes dirty. So do not, whatever you do, wear clothes you like. And try to drive a car you don't care about, or cover the seats with plastic.
Next, go to a place with all you can eat ribs. Ask for extra sauce.
Use yourself and your friends as napkins.
(Patrick hint: Take chopsticks and try to eat the ribs with them)
Adams Family Dinner
This one is simple.
You get enough friends to dress up as the Adams Family and you make a reservation at a nice resturaunt. Show up dressed up and go through the whole meal acting like nothing is off. The key here is to stay in charicter. And don't do it on or around Halloween.
Retard Outing
This one is fun.
One of you is the "teacher" the rest of you are retarded. Or handi-abled. Or impaired. Or whatever. The bigger the group the more fun.
Take this and run with it. Do what comes to mind. Think of what you've seen in movies, in real life, on tv, and go for it.
NO REFERENCES TO "SOMETHING ABOUT MARY"
Do not, however quote those movies. People are smarter than they look.
(mostly)
A fun thing to do is to suddenly scatter. And leave your "teacher" panicked and hysterical.
Look at the sky
This is exactly what it sounds like. You and your group just look up. Others will follow, and when you have a crowd, the rest of you can walk away.
(Patrick hint: If you wait for a little while you can go back and ask people what they are looking at.)
Car Tag
Alright, read this carefully. This is NOT a demolition derby.
What you need:
Cars for everyone.
Cell phones.
A fairly big city.
Pens, paper and tape.
How to play: Think tag, on a city wide scale.
What you do is this- everyone starts at a central location, you flip a coin or play a stupid little hand game to see who is it. The rest of you scatter. The person who is it counts to ten and then goes. The city is your playground.
Rules:
1. You must call whomever is "it" every 5 minutes and tell them where you are. Now 5 minutes doesn't seem like a long time, but you can get a hell of a distance when you're in a car.
2. The person who is "it" can call whomever they choose at any time to find out where they are.
3. If you are stopped when you call, or are called you must leave a note saying which direction you went in.
Now, you can also leave notes randomly and call "it" and tell them where the note is left.
so this is basically a mix between tag and hide and go seek.
There is no home base, but if someone is refueling, then they cannot be tagged.
To tag someone you get behind them, flash your lights once, and call their cell phone and read them their license plate number.
(Patricks hint: Have one of those handy "friends of the police" stickers on your car. Also, this is not recommended if you have outstanding parking tickets or other charges against you.)
You don't need to speed to play this game. You don't need to do anything illegal at all, actually.