R...A..V...E... I do lots of ecstasy!
I rave!
I rave!
I rave!
Shut up you fucking E-Tard.
Now don't get me wrong. I have nothing against the use of E. It's the kids who base their entire existance around it. Those who cant enjoy a party without it.
And Kandy Kids? Those overly happy, brightly colored, bottle sucking dumbasses? Oh, how I loathe them as well. As if fuzzy pants and hot orange shirts weren't enough, these kids insist on having candy. Candy necklaces, lollipops, whatever. Always. Always on hand. Always wanting to share. And always happy to be anywhere. You know they have to be on drugs because no one is that naturally happy all the fucking time. I detest the amount of energy they have, and how absolutely fake they are.