Quotes
Every once in a while, we say something so stupid, so idiotic, so mind numbingly dumb, that we just have to put it in writing so we can remember it forever.
And one day... penguins will fill the sky!-
Meagan & Brooke
1 day my doll Mandy will kill all that I've hated
- Karla
Oooooooosteericha!
-Taryn & Bailey
if a penguin had wings, could it fly? hey wait.....
-Brooke
I AM DEL!!! *flexes&grunts*
-Karla
Like, Gag me with a spoon
- Ryan
This is my friend frank. know what? i'm gonna eat Frank.
-Taryn
flying is like falling....only its more fun!
- Brooke
DIE ANIMETAK AND YOUR INFERIOR ART PROGRAM!
-Taryn
Why do you look like a freak today?
-MR. Gammon
Lets all take a moment to *twitch* meditate and *twitch* think about our lives....*violent seizures*
-Brooke
IMA PENGUIN IMA PENGUIN, & I EAT FISH!!!
-Karla
Kevin:
& I came 2 this table to get away 4rm stupidity....
Karla:
O Kevin...*laughs* this is the LAST place u wud want 2 go 2 *laughshysterically*
And once again, Taryn is alone.
-Taryn
OH MY GOODNESS!!!
-Eric
I DID NOT SCREW AN OSTRICH!
-Eric.
I am a woman...hear me roar!!!!
- Karla
I should be a school counsler when I grow up. That way I'd follow y'all's kids around, and scar them for life.
-Taryn
Bailey:
Are you coming outside?
Taryn:
no.
Bailey:
Of course not. Because you like your internet friends better than me.
Taryn:
Damn straight.
Twitch!
-Taryn
(2 Karla & Kim)U keep call then laughing then hanging up!Y!?!
-joey
(To Taryn)Wouldn't it be funny if you grew up with *your* personality?
-Brooke
Can a man get pregnant?
-Tracy M.
(Who's 1 of our enemies, but this quote was just to funny to leave out.)
I do not look like Harry Potter...HARRY LOOKS LIKE ME!!!
-Eric
My God Eric is sexy...
- pretty much everyone of us.
My God Eric's glasses are sexy...
-That would be Taryn...
I hate you All. ^_^
-Taryn
Meagan:
Hey Taryn, guess what!
Taryn:
eh?
Meagan:
SLEEVES!
OMG...It's...KARLA...HERE...IN THE MORNING! *every1 gasps*
PB:
U have...ADHD
Meg:
U have...ABCD
Brooke:
U have...DDR
Karla:
DDR!?! WHERE!?!
One day y'all will all be adults with families and responsibilites. There are no words for just how much that scares me.
-Taryn
Rachel:
I think Taryn's going to grow up and be the girl in the back of the office in her cubicle. She'll just sit back there laughing and right love notes to the office hottie in binary.
Meagan:
Yeah, and they'll have a huge plant covering her cubicle so no one sees her. It'll be her job to water the plant. And maybe one day, the *ficuses*
Taryn:
(backing up and clinging to lockers): The ficus!? NO! I'M NOT READY FOR THAT KIND OF RESPONSABILITY! NO! AHHHHHHHH! *hugs self and rocks back and forth*
There are billions of people in this world, and yet I chose y'all as my friends. *sigh*
-Taryn
I wish I had a pony that ate ravioli and watched Rolie polie Olie...
-Karla
I'd like to thank all the little people who helped to make this possi-oops... *looks on bottom of shoe* um... sorry about that.... *flicks little people off shoes*
-Brooke
Brooke
(walking into locker room, gets amazed look on face) Oh my...
Taryn
(same look): are you...no. you couldn't be...are you... Brooke?
Brooke:
(embarrassed): Yeah...
Taryn:
(shoves brooke) GOD ! I HATE YOU! *turns back on her*
*pulls Daltons ear* OW! I WAS KIDDING!
-Dalton
Taryn:
Karla, you say y'all too much.
Everyone:
Taryn, you say y'all in every other sentence.
Taryn:
I do not! Y'all are- Dangit!
And the plot thickens...
-Meagan
Eric:
You know what Bailey, you take too much from Taryn. You need to beat her up.
Taryn:
*smirks*
Bailey:
*looks at taryn* .no thanks. I'd like to keep my bones in one piece.
How can you tell tracy doesn't wash her hair? Because on shampoo it says "Not tested on animals"
-Glenn
Mr. Parks:
(blah blah blah...)You want some cheese with that wine?
Karla:
CHEESE! CHEESE!
Taryn:
WINE!? WINE! *everyone stares* Oh..um.. I mean Cheese. Of course. *shifty eyes*
Oh my god....I DO have an accent!
-Taryn
Scarlett:
-o-o-
Taryn:
GLASSES! *faints*
Taryn:
...*not* obsessed...
Scarlett:
Sure Taryn, Denial will convince them
*reading out answers some students put down*The governer of illinois is...Mhmmmanm....
-Coach Willett
As u can see I could've gone further into molestation position on ur girlfriend so can you please leave?" -'Draco' 4rm Paulas FF
