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Writing
�THE STORY�
Took Place on August 1, 2002. Written during the night hours of August 1st and 2nd. Edited on August 2, 2002.
By D, PH, and Z
It all began when D called, and asked if PH wanted to do anything. They could not figure out what to do, but they wanted to do something. D had cousins in from out of state, so she went and visited them. Meanwhile, PH had left two messages on her answering machine, trying to find her. Z signed on AIM and began to talk with PH. They both wondered together why D had not gotten home earlier, and also talked about how they should do something that night. Z got the bright idea that since D was now legal, she should pick them up and drive around. D suggested that they go hang out at Wal-Mart or something. D finally called PH, and told her she would be there in 15 minutes. So, D hung up the phone and headed over to PH's house, talking to herself and rocking out to music the whole way there. Meanwhile, PH and Z hoped that D would show up at Z's house to pick her up. When D finally arrived at PH's house, her dog barked when D got to the door. D didn't even have to ring the doorbell or knock, and PH's little sister answered the door. D came into the house only to find PH at the computer chatting with Z and Pawn. PH's little sister was watching that 2-surviving-member-british/liverpool-band in their opening moments of glory on the Ed Sullivan show. D waited impatiently for PH to get off the computer when PH informed her that D was supposed to pick Z up. So, D told PH to hurry and they'd go pick up Z, but PH had to finish talking to Pawn and his cat. FINALLY, she did, but before PH got off, D taught PH's dog how to shake. (Although PH's dog already knew how to shake, but PH let D have her moment of glory.) PH and D finally left to go pick up Z. D told PH how she was feeling that particular day, and PH told D a story from once upon a time. They got to Z's house, and met Z's "Dalmatian," which really wasn't a Dalmatian, but D seemed to think so. Z called shotgun, and they left. They tried to decide where to go, but they could only decide on straight ahead. But then Z pointed out that Route 2 would end and they'd have to turn eventually. THEN an idea struck them: they'd go look for people in the Four Seasons. However, D thought they were kidding, and missed the turn. So, D was forced to turn around in someone's garage/house driveway thing, AKA the Mystical Garage of Unknown, turned back onto the road, and headed toward the Seasons. Then D pointed out that since they were headed that way, they should pick up the Napkin Master. So, they turned into the Napkin Master's subdivision and went to her house. D had the courage to actually pull up into the Napkin Master's driveway, and honked the horn. Unfortunately, the Napkin Master was in her pj's and could not join their journey. D now had to face the task of backing down the driveway. So, when they were all sadly informed that the Napkin Master could not come along, D very skillfully pulled out of her driveway. However, the driveway held many perils. (The fence and the mailbox.) D did not fear this; she knew her comrades, PH and Z, would guide her through this dark time. Slowly, D backed down the driveway and into the road, avoiding all obstacles with the help of her comrades, and they were on there way again... But not before D accidentally went too far back and touched the grass, but that didn't damage anything... except the water supply. D had to face the guilt of knowing she was part of the cause of the arsenic problem, which she had tried to stop for so long. Then the journey continued. They drove as if they were in London, and then changed lanes, and were back in America. They continued on to the Four Seasons. But a problem arose: they had to figure out the alias they were going to give the people at the gates. Finally, after many suggestions, PH and Z told D to give the name of the first thing that came to her mind. D saw a stop/yield sign, and got an idea. She said, "Peyton to Stopyield," and drove away, the three laughing all the while. But then, another obstacle stood still in their way: whose house were they going to? PH made the decision to go to Mr. Mojo's house. On the way to Mr. Mojo's house, they saw a green truck and considered following it. But then they realized that it was a journey too perilous to take on, and that they would get lost in the treacherous Seasons. So, they continued on their previously planned course to Mr. Mojo's house. When they turned down Mr. Mojo's road, Oasis Road, they got the idea to call Mr. Mojo's family directly outside Mr. Mojo's house. However, Mr. Mojo's mother stood guard outside in the garage. The three got scared, and D sped away to the turn around at the end of Oasis Street. After turning around in the turn around, and D almost hitting a mailbox, and the return of Z's reoccurring nightmare of reflectors, they finally mustered up the courage to go back to Mr. Mojo's house, where his mother stood guard. Once parked outside Mr. Mojo's house, D called his house and asked the Psycho 11 year old who tried to bite off their knee caps (who happened to answer the phone) if Mr. Mojo was home. When the 11 year old answered, "No," D asked when he would be home. He did not know this information either. So, D asked if his father did, and the 11-year-old kid put his father on the phone. Mr. Mojo's father asked if they were parked right outside their house, and D replied, "Yes." Mr. Mojo's father gave the phone to Mr. Mojo's mother, and she asked them what they were doing. They informed Mr. Mojo's mother they were bored, and looking for something to do. Then, the 11-year-old kid and Mr. Mojo's father came running out by the parked car. D asked if they had any newspapers, but they did not. D, PH, and Z were all invited into the house. There, they asked Mr. Mojo's mother if the trio could pick up Mr. Mojo and MD and save her a trip. They found out that Mr. Mojo's mum would be picking them up at 10. So, D, PH, and Z headed to Lowe�s Cinema to pick up Mr. Mojo and MD. They drove away from Oasis Road and outside the treacherous Seasons, after D went into the wrong turning lane at first. On the way to the theater, they discussed their plans of stealth for picking up MD and Mr. Mojo. However, the trio was met with yet another problem: the car! Sooo.... they pulled into a nearby empty church, where the only signs of life were the parking lot lights! Once in the parking lot, D pulled up the hood (D couldn't find the hood release, so Z had to help her) to check the radiation coolant, AKA antifreeze, while PH popped the trunk and put stuff in it. However, D had no flashlight and could not see inside the container that held the coolant. So, she asked if anyone saw a flashlight. None did; however, PH got the idea for D to park under one of the lamps in the parking lot. D, PH, and Z all got back in the car. However, since the hood was so hard to get open the first time, they dared not risk closing it to get to a lamppost. D once again had to rely on her friends to guide her. D drove to the lamppost with her hood open in reverse, with the help of PH and Z 's heads out the window. Once under the light, D could see that all was well, and there was plenty of coolant, so they closed the hood, and continued on their way. Of course, they had some trouble getting out of the parking lot: D made a wrong turn trying to get out of the church. But, after doing several donuts, they found their way out. That was when the fighting started. D started fighting over the 11 year old kid, but Z remembered that the 11-year-old kid proposed to the Napkin Master at their last meeting. A short distance from the theater, D missed the turn just like PH had done, but just pulled into the other turning lane. They finally reached Lowe�s Theater, and had to decide on their course of action. They decided not to pull up right in the front, because they might be seen. So, they drove around the parking lot, and scoped out for Mr. Mojo and MD. When they could not find them, they needed to know when the movie got over, so after more fighting between PH and Z, PH put some shoes on and walked up to the ticket booth. PH went up there, where 3 people who could not decide on what movie to see stood. So, PH had to wait for what seemed like an eternity, but was actually about 5 minutes. D and Z continued to search the area, when D spotted Mr. Mojo and MD sitting in front of the store next to the theater. So, D and Z dashed away. Now the problem came of picking up PH without Mr. Mojo and MD seeing. They tried to get PH's attention, but continually failed. After driving around and coughing several times to attract PH's attention, they found a place to park and D went to get PH, leaving her keys to Z. D stealthily crouched behind the cars avoiding the sight of MD and Mr. Mojo. After catching PH's attention several times and beckoning PH back, finally, PH noticed her. There, D informed her that they had found MD and Mr. Mojo, and they ran like the dickens. Finally, they reached the car, and plotted another course of action. While the trio was driving earlier, Mr. Mojo and MD had gone to the cafe in Barnes and Nobles thinking they had an hour until Mr. Mojo's mom picked them up. They drank their coffee and waited outside of Home Life. Back to the trio, who decided to drive by once and see if they would notice. They drove past MD and Mr. Mojo, but the pair did not seem to notice. So then, they drove to the back of the parking lot and turned around. D turned up the song Rocked by Rape, and claimed, "If they don�t know it's me after this, they're morons." Then PH insinuated they dance like crazy kids... so they did. This time, MD and Mr. Mojo noticed them and began to chase the car. But being the stoned Mexicans they are, no racial slur intended, they forgot cars could go much much faster than people could. So, D, PH, and Z made a few passes around the parking lot, and locked the doors and shut the windows. Suddenly, MD latched onto the car. D was left with only one choice, the one being shouted by her comrades... "Go for the straight shot, go straight, go, go!" So she did, and MD was left in the dust along with Mr. Mojo. The trio came back, and D parked the car very sloppily, and turned the car off. PH, Z, and D pretended as though they had come on other business than to pick up MD and Mr. Mojo, and as they conversed, MD and Mr. Mojo told the tragic tale of how the movie had ended at 9:15, but Mr. Mojo's mother wasn't coming till 10. They also told the tale of trying to walk to Barnes and Nobles, but going the wrong way and turning around. D offered them a ride home. However, Mr. Mojo and MD, not knowing that the trio had already conversed with Mr. Mojo's mother and had come to pick them up, refused the offer. Mr. Mojo bet PH a 2000 shiny penny, and D bet Lain that Mr. Mojo's mother was indeed not on the way. Once the bet was established, Mr. Mojo commented, "Only one way to find out." D then informed him that they'd talked to his mother and were there to pick them up, and Mr. Mojo's mother was NOT on her way. PH got a penny and D got to keep Lain. MD and Mr. Mojo got into the car, and they headed to the City of Gas. D got a slurpee, both blue raspberry AND cherry in one. MD got ripped off, and wouldn't stop whining about it. Then, the gas cashier mistook D and Mr. Mojo as "together" and rung up their items onto one bill. D and Mr. Mojo had to correct the poor misinformed man, and got rung up separately. Suddenly, Z noticed the sign that read "Soda" and showed it to D. D promptly told the clerk to change the sign. The clerk defensively called it "Soda pop." Eventually, they all got into the car, except for MD. D pretended she would drive away and leave MD there, but she didn't. She stopped the car and let him in. Then they continued their journey to Mr. Mojo's house, in which a discussion about Mexicans arose. All D meant about the Mexicans was that she was simply referring to their culture, and how it was polite to be late. And since D's friends were late to everything, they must be Mexican. Meanwhile, PH and Mr. Mojo were commenting and laughing because D was still committed to her tirade about Mexicans. Eventually, the subject was dropped, and they headed for the Seasons. They tried to think of a name to give, but could think of none. So they left the feat up to D. D said the first thing that came to mind, "Peytonwithpotassium" to "Inthelake." However, she did not say this fast enough. And, 1) it did not sound like a real name. And, 2) it was the same lady that had been there before when D used the name "Stopyield." The anal lady recognized D, and made her tell her real name. D did so and the anal lady threatened next time D did that, she'd have to call an officer, which was a sadder chapter to this story, and an obstacle that was not defeated. But, somehow, the group in arms continued on, and made their way to Mr. Mojo's house, complaining about the mean anal lady. Once at Mr. Mojo's house, they parked in his driveway. Hugs were given all around. (Of course D refused her hug 2 times, but finally stepped out of the car, and gave Mr. Mojo a hug.) The mojo was spread, even in the back seat. They all wished him well on his trip to New York. Then there was a mad race action chase so D could drop the rest off at home and still be home herself at 11 pm. She raced from the Seasons, to 725 and quickly braked at the wrong house. All of the passengers exclaimed, "WOAAHH..." as they were jerked forward. D went forward a little to MD's house, and dropped him off. However, MD ran in front of D 's car, and D almost hit her comrade. If it had not been for the screams of PH and Z, MD would surely be dead. So, after that frightening ordeal took place, D raced down 725 to 250, and turned onto Route 2. There, she raced to Z's house. She reached her destination, pulled in the driveway, dropped Z off, pulled out, and raced down 2 at 10:45 to get down to Division. D finally made it after going 70-85 mph and dropped PH off at 10:49. She quickly continued down Division, turning onto 2 doing 55-70 mph, and then down 100 doing 45-55 mph, listening to "Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell" and a "punk" version of "Devil went down to Georgia" all the way. D made it home at 10:57 with three minutes to spare. Then they all had to get online to share this tale with you. They told it to an unwilling Napkin Master, who left before the story was finished. (Oh, how they missed her.) They told it to a pre-occupied MD. This was a sad note to end the story on, so... they decided to give the readers something happy to conclude with.... COCONUTS FOR EVERYONE! AND IF YOU DONT LIKE COCONUTS, HAVE FIVE DOLLARS, AND IF YOU DONT LIKE MONEY, HAVE A BIBLE, AND IF YOU DONT LIKE ANY OF THE ABOVE, HAVE HAPPINESS, IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT, HAVE MISERY! HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT! HAPPY ENDINGS!!
D: i do believe that's the story.
Z: lol
PH: haha
Z: and z and ph laughed, and all was good.
D: and all was good...
D: the end
D: of the beginning.
D: heck, it'll never truly end...
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