Oh yes. I finally did it...
I need more quotes!

January 5, 2004

sammy7386: sometimes i wish i had a mullet...and then i think of the old days and cry over my friend who is long gone...while listening to songs from Oklahoma...

July 19, 2003

"That shot scared the bejesus out of me." - Dom

July 8, 2003

"He'll put 2 and 2 together and get 4.8." - Tiff

"I wish this lightning would stop - it's giving me the heebie jeebies." - Zack (7/6)

"Out for a morning stroll across the highways..." - Andy (P.) while crossing the street by Valpo Chili's at night

June 17, 2003
Quotes I just found...

"It's got leaves underground... who does that?" - My brother, Andy. (Little trees were growing in a dirt pile. 6/15)

rockpunkchick: every day I turn to the west and pray to allah
rockpunkchick: I mean alice

rockpunkchick: if there was only a peace pipe that actually gave peace and not addictions to tobacco

"Senora, a monster is a good thing. Have you ever seen the Little Engine that Could? He was a monster." - Rolando, after calling Senora a monster

"What am I doing?! I ate one of my granola bars! I was supposed to save it!!" - Russ, after unknowingly eating his granola bar in PreCalc (1/23)

May 12, 2003

"Communal hash brown" - Mike B. on the way to State Meet

"This isn't just any hair... it's an alchemist's hair!" - Mike and I, making fun of the Science questions.

"Don't pass us..." - Dan D. (How could I not post that?)

March 30, 2003

"We'll just leave. We'll practice our Catholicism elsewhere." - Tiff

February 19, 2003

I found a bunch of quotes that I should have posted a LONG time ago. Oh well, here they are!

"90% of freshmen will fail their first Screen-Pulling course." - Phil, talking about a required overhead-screen-pulling class for college freshmen.

"Give me one more chance and I'll take it for granted." - Sancho, to Senora.

"We meet again, Santa." - Mary, talking for Bibs. She was talking in the Bibs voice to Keepee's Santa-Hippo. (1-11-03)

February 19, 2003

From the FOTR Fellowship of the Cast:
"He just said, We'll have 9 lobster and 15 shrimp and 12 red snapper, 15 filet mignons and some grilled mushrooms. I'll have 12 onions and wild boar... and you know? All this kind of stuff, just, pheasants and grous. You have partridge? Bring the partridge! " - Dom... (he's been the quote king for the past few days) talking about John Rhys-Davies ordering food for 12 cast members.

February 17, 2003

From the FOTR cast commentary:
"I don't know what's happening at the moment here, but I look really handsome." - Dom, when the hobbits are hiding from the black rider
"They're probably saying to each other, 'Oh, the hobbits are just pillows! They're just pillows!' " - Dom
"How can he carry a ring if he's just made of feathers?" - Dom... again

January 25, 2003

Mr. Mitchell's class on 1-24: He was talking about machines completely taking over the fast food industry while a human supervises 24 hours a day. Someone said something similar to 'that one guy would get tired if he's there 24 hours a day.' Then...
"It's not one guy in there all the time. It's not some kind of Gollum inside. 'Give me the ring, my precious!' " - Mr. Mitchell

December 18, 2002

From the AIM info:
Jimloid1: I got three popcorns for the price of one at the game
Jimloid1: so I had a blast

Pyro8605: ohhhhhh :'( then we'll have to make the most of it. quick someone say something hilarious.

From Espanol:
Rolando - "You guys got drunk on Jones."
Me - "What?"
Rolando - "Jones became Jack Adams..."
Me - "Jack Adams...?"
Rolando, while doing shifty eyes - "...Jack...Daniels..."

"I wanted to shake him... Don't work out!!" - Rolando

November 12, 2002

Moulin Rouge related quote:
"I went to see Moulin Rouge last night and I want to be in the sequel where Ewan McGregor realizes he's gay and we can do a duet together on top of the Eiffel Tower or something." - Rufus Wainwright

October 13, 2002

Senora songs.
"Senora works hard for the money." - Rolando
"Senora, you are a showbear." - Rolando
"Senora, you are my hero." - Rolando

September 24, 2002

"I'm the Renaissance Man... Woman..." - Sam, while flapping sleeves.
"Russ! He's got my sleeve!" - Sam, with that same shirt.

"That's kinda cute..." - Dru, looking at a double helix...

Teachers, and I bet you can guess which ones they are...
A certain English teacher: "As you can see, I made some hardcore changes." - (9/11/02)
After a student told him to go back to the podium: "You aren't my boss! 'Go to your podium, WITHOUT DINNER!' "

Do I even have to cite these next few? This is what we deal with in AP Bio.
"If this room was at 4 degrees Celsius, you would all be shivering like mad..."
To the principal: "We are now in an AP class, we are now in college. This is NOT high school!"
"Oh my gosh... I've got the SHARPIE!"

Mary's Songs; Real lyrics then hers:

"And I don't care about the sunshine, yeah. Cuz Mama, Mama I'm coming home." - Mama I'm Coming Home Ozzy Osbourne
"And I don't care about Mr. Flesvig, yeah. Cuz Mr. Cochran, Mr. Cochran I love your son."

"She likes me for me, not because I look like Tyson Beckford." - Hey Leonardo Blessed Union of Souls
"She likes Trevor for Trevor, not because he looks like Mr. Cochran."

"Sing us a song, you're the piano man." - Piano Man Billy Joel
"Sing us a song, you're the football man."

"So here's your holiday, hope you enjoy it this time. You gave it all away. It was mine." Stay Together for the Kids Blink 182
"So here's Trevor's holiday, hope Dru enjoys it this time. You threw the Tuggy Boat away. It was Trevor's!"

August 25, 2002

"Bedrooms are not for dogs." - Andy, telling Kobe to get out of his room

"Have you ever set your cat on a piano? I think cats on pianos are hilarious." - Alice D

"Leppard Def Park." - Dru

August 23, 2002

A teacher, after breaking the news that our 4th hour was being switched from 3rd to 2nd lunch. - "I'm gonna starve. In 7th hour I'm gonna pass out and have a seizure." (8/22)

From the US History movie, with the old man as the narrator:
"A historical voyage documented beyond all question... Which is why we're going into my kitchen."

Later on in the movie:
"I don't know who said it, and it could have been me..."

"Strategic hallway walking..." - Anonymous... :)

August 6, 2002

From the AIM info:
"its like damn, he drinks water good lol" - Mandy

July 30, 2002

From July 29th:
"Pot is for the weak and unimaginative." - Alice D

At Denny's:
Alice D - "You make it sound so Shakespearean... Men doth bringth their loins forth..."
Dru - "And the women doth allow them to enterth."

April 17, 2002

From the AIM info, again:
"Why dont you have anything to drink? Choose one, making you better feeling!!" - Tom Green

vballgurl1010: hes like hey guys i have this great idea
vballgurl1010: its a song where i say howie do it

sammy7386: kik twG
sammy7386: HAHAH DAMN TYPOS!!!
sammy7386: that as supposed to be lol yea

Nothing more, for now...

April 10, 2002

"You are blessed..." - Sam, singing like a priest

Christina - "Gracias."
Waiter - "De nada."
Christina, unaware of his answer - "We aren't in Espanol here!"

"The whole love affair thing... caught her off guard..." - Erica, talking about Georgia O'Keeffe

In a chat on 4/9
OBarske Kyle: singing mood
mally1227: is that even a real mood kyle?
rusull85: singing doesn't count
rusull85: thats not a real mood
OBarske Kyle: singing doesn't count?
OBarske Kyle: how about the "exercise" mood?
sammy7386: no it's not really a mood
mally1227: no that isn't
rusull85: kyle quit making up moods
rusull85: there are 7 moods
rusull85: deal with it

At State, watching a commerical on fried chicken...
TV Guy - "...tasty and crispy!"
Meng-Meng - "Crispy... It will clog your arteries, like... clogging your arteries..."

April 4, 2002
Wow, it's been a long time.

After we changed seats in Spanish, Dan's seat was moved closer to us.
Pua and I - "We were trying to get away from you, Dan!"
Trevor - "You can't escape him... it's like that song from Enrique."

Mrs. Wiltfang - "And I know all of you are doing your warmups.."
Luke - "But it says Algebra 2!"
Mrs. Wiltfang - "Here's a clue, this IS Algebra 2."

Alice D's Screenplay:
SPAM425: mr snow stares
SPAM425: the wind silently blows the paper
SPAM425: across the hall
SPAM425: mr cochran stares back
SPAM425: who is the man?

From the AIM info :)
"There should be a sophomore ditch day." - Sam
"God this fucking hamster is making noises." - Mandy
"If you want to leave a message for BIG J!! Press 1." - Sam

I'll add more soon!

January 30, 2002

From the Fine Arts book:
"No, I won't do it, I won't encourage this madness." - Arthur Dove's father

"My room is being overtaken by my shoes! This is madness!" - Ste. It relates well to Dove's quote. Haha.

"And they will show me on tv and i'll be singin the words." - Sam talking about the Squirrel song

"I am the info superhighway." - Kyle

"There once was a prophet named Mothman." - Sam

1-24-02 - In the car, after we were at Alice D's house for a few seconds:
D's dad - "Did you get something?"
D - "What was I supposed to do, grab a bite to eat?"
D's dad - "You could have grabbed a pineapple or something."

SPAM425: - "They need to make a sign that says 'out getting toblerone' instead of out fishing."

"Gettin a bite to eat, then goin to class." - Mary getting ready to leave for school.

January 11, 2002

Algebra 2H about Tiffany:
Me - "She's the modern age Buddha."
Rosey - "Confucious, confusing..."

12/20 - Ippay:
OrngFlavLemHead: - "You have to have your own name for me. No IPPAY for you."
OrngFlavLemHead: - "I am the IPPAY natzi."

December 13, 2001

"mally1227: apple pie for the pie eating contest... $2.00... toilet paper for the tp wrap... $1.99... watching kenny go in circles during the roll... priceless"

"My internet is making funny ass noises." - Mandy

From 12-4-01, the Grrring continues:
Me - "Grrr!"
Ste - "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Me - "(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) to the sixth"
Ste - "Lim as x -> infinity (grrrr)^x"
Me - "Damnit."

November 16, 2001

"Happy, yet deploring the death of the lost urchins... Look at that vocab use." - From my Currently on 11/15/01

"HONK FOR HARRY POTTER!" - Mary

Novmeber 15, 2001

"Vive America! Vive America! Vive Latin America! Vive Latin America.... Vive Afghanistan! Vive AfghanaWha?" - Me and Sam

"There goes somethin..." - Lucas

"RECOVERED!!" - Rusty

November 9, 2001

Jeremy - "Number 14 was camouflaged."
Dan - "It was hidden in a cloud of ignorance."

November 5, 2001 - 1st, 2nd, and 4th hour

"I stayed up til 3:00 on Saturday..." - My response to everything in 1st hour

"Chaos... KAOS!" - Mandy

"Is that the guy from Growing Pains?" - Mandy, the first day of the speech movie

Me - "I would like to thank... Slex..."
Mandy - "I'd like to thank Thor for being so great."

"I was wearing sunglasses, and I was like 'I'm AJ, I'm AJ, I'm AJ.' " - Me, Mandy thought it was funny :)

"In times like these..."

"Oh my god, you used to give me jingly everyday. Now you're jingless." - Brendan

November 2, 2001 - 11/2 and previous days.

"I'd be like, 'I'm New God...' " - Kyle, talking about the lightning ball

Halloween...

"I just got hit by a car..." - Kyle

Girl - "SARAH!!"
Sam - "WHAT??"

"What's wrong with this house?! We have good candy!!" - Rusty, yelling at the girls who were skipping the house

There are too many funny Halloween Quotes... I can't write them all!

October 30, 2001

Sra. Betz - "The burritos are popular."
Sam - "Just go with the taco."
Me - "You're safe with the taco."

"Where am I? Who's my teacher? What's my name?" - Me and Sam

Me - "We need guy quotes."
Sam - "They don't have good quotes."
Me - "I know, they just say stupid stuff like, 'Grande fiesta!'"

Taken from the low rider incident:
"Pull down your shirt!" - Russell
"Low riding pantalones." - Sam

Sra. Betz - "Tlaquepaque is the name of a place."
David - "Kind of like Plymouth."

October 24, 2001

"What?" Alice D all the time in Spanish

"New friends called me over. And he was all like, 'New friends!' and then I was like, 'No, new friends, I'm over here.' " - Sam

"Leave my muchachis alone." Alice D, trying to talk about mariachis.

"Huh?" David

October 22, 2001 - Quotes from different places, mainly Spanish 2 and Sam.

"It has to be original, like the Colonel's Recipe." - Sam

"We should look into that." - Mandy

Ste - "I could outgrrr you anyday."
Me - "Grrrr"
Ste - "Grrrrrrr"
Next thing I know, there's a "Grrrrr" in my guestbook. :)

"...Like the dickens." Me two different times. One was the Chem, the other was my sore throat head trip. Alice D thought it was funny.

Alice D. - "Do you know what helephobia is?"
Sam - "Say, 'Afraid of going to hell.'"
Me - "Afraid of Fernando Valenzuela."
Alice D. - "It's afraid of Greeks."
Sam - "I told you it was afraid of going to hell."

Sam - "Is the trumpet saying 'Guadalajara'?"
Me - "I think so..."
Sam - "That's crazier than a 16 dollar bill!"

"I want to learn how to speak it's native tongue. It will be like, 'Dooo doo doo... Guadalajara...'" - Me

Sam -"Did she just say 'Guadalajara?'"
Me - "Too much Information!"

"Animals are attacking anonymously..." - Ippay

Sam - "I would kill the bell..."
Me - "Looks like I'm going to have to speak at the bell's oo-googlie."

" 'I need a stockman to the Customer Service with a rolly cart.' WHAT IN THE HELL KIND OF STATEMENT IS THAT!? ALL CARTS ROLL. That's why they are carts! AND FURTHERMORE! The powers that be at this store feel they have the power to re-write the English language! The word "roll", a verb, has been magically transformed into the adverb rolly! Who do these people think they are?" - Ste

"And don't get me started on 'the Customer Service.' Customer Service is not a location kind of sounding thing here. No, Customer Service is needed in Fish. That makes sense. The service desk. That makes sense. The customer service... No...it's wrong. 'The customer service was good.' The customer service desk. There's a difference damnit! Why do all these morons work at Walmart anyway??" - Ste, venting. :)

Me - "Jeez"
Ste - "UZ!"

October 22, 2001 - These are from my AIM info.

"Did I ever tell you I wanted to be a dolphin?" - Mandy

"Gift of gab, damn it" - Ste

"It all starts with corndogs" - Mike

"Grrness" - Ippay

"I guess it's been awhile..." - Mary

"Bibs has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight" - Helen

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