Welcome to a brand new feature of Inside Ewrestling, the weekly top 10. If you've ever seen David Letterman, then you know what I'm talking about. Each week, we're going to take a topic related to e-wrestling, and give you our top 10 reasons as to why it happened. Without further ado, here we go:

10) Paley's Paint is closed for the Holidays.

9) A hunter mistook him for Tarzan when he let out his famous yell, and shot him in the head.

8) He got a sex change.

7) He got a job as a hooter's girl.

6) He now has crabs.

5) He decided he'd rather work an angle with Brandon Kearse.

4) He converted to Judaism, and since Jews are no longer welcome in e-wrestling.....

3) Serial Thrylla told him that comebacks just don't cut it anymore.

2) Sting grounded him.

And the number 1 reason why Liger has no showed SDW's house shows is...

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