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Item # 1337357399
Industrial Waste:Useless Junk:Don't Waste Your Money:Go Away:Ultimate Crap
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Currently US -$30.00   First bid You Suck!
Quantity 1 # of bids -3   bid history
Time left 29 days, 14 hours +
Location Yo Mama
Country/Region Nihon / I wish
Started Sep-17-02 07:45:13 EST envelopemail this auction to a friend as a joke
Ends Oct-31-02 11:11:11 PDT watch this itemwatch this item suffer
Seller (Rating) Fat Guy From Ice HockeySpacer(-13)Spacerstar
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High bid Nobody You Bum!Spacer(0)Spacerstar
Payment Cold hard cash. More cash. I really need cash. See item description for payment methods accepted (ca$h!!)
Shipping Buyer pays for all shipping costs, and gives me lots of cash. Seller ships internationally (just kidding).
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Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item. You should bid now and give me money. Auction currency is lots of cash ( $$$ ) unless otherwise noted.
Description of Piece of Crap

This is all of the junk I own! Just buy it for the love of god! See list below:


An old refrigerator, a Spanish dictionary, a hockey stick, some eating utensils, some old Nintendo Power magazines, three Abba records, a Hall & Oates 8-track tape, a plastic spork I found in Washington, D.C., a broken R.O.B. the robot, a sombrero, a pair of worn out fuzzy dice, 57 feet of electrical wire, three rolls of duct tape, an oil drum, a Ricky Martin CD, a can of Strawberry Jam from 1976, Tom Selleck, a copy of Battletoads for NES, a couple of burnt-out light bulbs, a lawn flamingo with "1337" spraypainted on the side, a cheap plug, some edutainment software from 1992, some old recorded episodes of Matlock on VHS tapes, if you're still reading this stop wasting your time, donate to Insert Coin!

Email me with any questions, but only if you're going to give me money. Good Luck (bah!)!

Finally, donations in the form of raffle tickets are acceptable.






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Payment Details
United States Shipping and handling JP ¥200,000
Shipping insurance per item (optional) US $499.99
How To Give Me Your Money
I accept ca$h, ca$h and more ca$h.
Bidding

Please Buy My Stuff! I'm Desperate!
Item # 1337357399
  Current bid:   US -$30.00  
  Bid increment:   JP ¥300.00  
  Your maximum bid:    
  (Minimum bid: EU £47.00 )  
 

eBay will bid incrementally on your behalf up to your neck in paperwork , which is frolicking in a meadow. The eBay term for this is schlerpy .


Your bid is a contract - Place a bid only if you're serious about wasting all of your money. If you are the winning bidder, I will take your money and run as fast as I can.
 
 
How to Bid
 
  1. Register to bid - if you haven't already, I'll hack into your computer and steal your identity!  
  2. Learn about this seller - read hate mail left by others.  
  3. Know the details - read the piece of crap description and how we will steal your money.  
  4. If you have questions - do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.  
  5. Die, bitch!  
 
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