the messenger.
1947-1997
you probably can't read this. so i'll tell you about the picture, which is visible. it is the messenger. he is wearing a pizard skull mask, that isn't his real head don't worry. the sign he holds with the words "the piz" has little or no meaning. some speculate it refers to a band in tucson, arizona called the piz but no one can know for sure, and it remains a mystery. since "the piz" also appears in his thought balloon, we assume that he is from montana. the most confusing thing in this photograph is the writing on his midsection, because at first glance it seems obvious that it says "piz" since that word also appears in two other places, but the "i" would have to be upside-down, making it not a letter but actually an exclamation point (!), or perhaps it does not say "piz" at all, but rather "zid", which is the confusing thing since "zid" means even less than "piz". the combination of these two unfamiliar words leads us to conclude that in fact they are not words but numbers, and it is one great math problem, to which the solution is 62.
(george s. bush)
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