Wait wait wait ... he could REALLY poke someone's EYE out with that thing!
Now wait a minute here... Oh yeah...
WOOHOO!
But then people like Rosie O' Donnel might think we're members of the NRA and ridicule us on her TV show ... so we really shouldn't have the use of any GUNS...
Yeah...you're right...
DON! SHUT UP!
How the heck...what do I do with MISSILES?!
*Sniggers* Pray they don't explode??

So we gave him a big ol' MISSILE GUN instead!!!
So we took the gun away and he kept the missiles!