Yu Yu Food-tropolis Part 13: George

By: Skylar Inari

George smiled to himself as he casually pawed through a certain blue-haired ferry girl's lingerie drawer uninvited.

The love of his life was gone on another mission as an assissant rekai tantei.

Koenma really had no heart.

George sniffled depressedly. Why couldn't that thing see that he - George - was totally head over heels in love with the blue-haired ferry girl?

How dare the jerk send her away into danger with only that stupid S level demon weakling!

She might be killed or worse.........fall in love.

Then she'd never be his. Oh the horror!

George raised a pair of pale pink undies to his face and smiled happily. At least he got to go through her drawers.

A small piece of paper caught George's eyes.

He reached over and pulled it out to read. Maybe it was a love letter to him that she had been to shy to send to him.

He opened it and read:

      Dearest Botan,

                          I hope this letter finds you in the best of health and I hope that you will be able to join me for another                       rendezvous at our normal spot. Say, after that idiot George is finished filing the birth records? We do need to                      check them to see that they are organized, he's so half-hearted about his work you know.

                                                                                           Please give me your answer soon.

                                                                                                                        Love, Koenma

George crumpled the paper in his hands.

How dare that bastard even think of laying hands on her?!?!?!

A hand clamped down on his shoulder.

Startled George turned around - still holding Botan's pink undies.

BWOOMF!!!!!

George fell back from the strength of the punch and looked blearily up at his attacker.

Koenma.

The Spirit Prince stood with his eyes flashing over the cowering George.

George then realized that he was still holding Botan's undies.

Koenma saw them also and his eyes narrowed further the beginnings of demonic red hatred flickering in his eyes.

He removed his pacifier from his mouth and began chanting softly.

Oh shit.

George tried scramble away but it was too late for the blue creature.

ZAP!!

In the place where George had once lain was a heart shaped box of chocolates.

Smiling softly Koenma put Botan's undies back into the drawer along with the note and the box of chocolates.

Then he left the room.

~Owari~

George deserved that punch.....the pervert!