Warnings: Insane Stupidity. Major OOC-ness.

Duo: Princess of Things

By: Skylar Inari

"Can, can you do the can can. . . . ."Very high-pitched voices sang off-key in loud super happy supper chirpy voices.

Duo slowly opened his eyes and froze. . . . .he was in a room. . . . . . . a room covered in such happy things that it made him look down-right deary and dull in comparison.

The things suddenly noticed that Duo was awake, stopped singing and yanked him out of bed all in one motion.

"What are you doing?!?!" Cried Duo as they ripped off his clothes and threw him into a recycling bucket and began to wash him.

"We clean the princess!! We clean the princess!! We clean her!!! Yes we do!!" Chanted the very ,very, super-duper happy things.

"Wait a sec. . . . . I'm not a girl!!!!" Duo managed to splutter out as he strove to keep the things from touching the part of him that was most certainly male.

The singing and chanting stopped, "Why not?" The things asked in sad little voices.

"Because . . . . . . "Duo stopped, not wishing to have to explain certain bodily functions fearing that they might try to experiment.

"It doesn't have an answer!!! "Cheered one of the things," The princess is playing a joke on us!!! It a funny!!"

The rest of the things then cheered and surged forward once more to complete the bathing of the princess.

Duo groaned, all of this sounded strangely like Wufei's dream.

The things finally finished with Duo’s bath and then a new wave of things swooped down upon him and began dressing Duo in the most horrible, most clashing clothes they could find.

When they were finished Duo looked down at himself and screamed.

The things listened critically to the scream and at it’s conclusion smiled joyfully.

"The princess likes her costume!!!! Oh yes!! Yes she does!" Cried the things in absolute happiness.

Then those things left and another wave of things poured in.

They grabbed Duo by the arms and dragged him forcefully from the room by his ever present braid.

"Where are we going?!" Exclaimed Duo as he tried to free his hair from the things grasp.

The things smiled very, very, very happy cheerful smiles and laughed in really, really high-pitched happy voices," Silly princess! Silly! Silly! You go see your daddy-king today! Oh yes you do! You do! Oh yes!"

My dad?!?!. . . . . . . wait!! In this world Wufei is the king! I hope that I don’t end up like Zechs did!!!!

The things carried him to a throne. It was an empty throne. Suddenly Wufei, garbed in his yellow and orange with blue polka dots dress descended from the heavens in a blazing flash of light.

"Bow to me my daughter! I demand your praise! Worship me!" Cried out Wufei king of things to Duo princess of things.

Well Duo, I see they got you also.

Wufei?! You mean that we can hear each others thought?! Thought back Duo even as his body responded to Wufei’s imperial commands.

"Kiss me my beloved daughter so that you may prove worthy enough to wed the daughter of stinky things, Hilde!"

With a start Duo woke up. Glancing around franticly he called out for Heero.

Heero appeared in the doorway, "What is it Duo?"

Duo flung himself at his lover, talking rapidly of the horrible things that had befallen him in his dream.

~owari~

For some strange reason I feel better now. <grins>