Um………….this story came to be for the simple reason that I got a sunburn and wanted to take it out on somebody….

 

WARNINGS: …..Oddity? Short

 

 

Oh Dear God!

By: Skylar Inari

 

 

 

It was a hot summer day.

 

It was the day that the Ankoku Butjutsukai was held up because the arena needed repairs.

 

It was also the day on which Bui and Karasu from Team Toguro had decided to go to the beach.

 

They had lots of fun – blinding each other with the sand, having jellyfish throwing contests, stepping on little kids, blowing up innocent ugly bystanders, and of course, sun-tanning.

 

The usual stuff weird psychopathic bad-tempered demons did on the beach.

 

Slowly and gorily did the day past and at the end of it Bui and Karasu packed up their towels and, merrily skipping, made their way back to the hotel in which they were staying.

 

Being exhausted from the long day at the beach they both fell asleep almost the moment that they entered their room.

 

The night was uneventful – except for a few tense moments when Karasu’s snoring got too loud and Bui threw a pillow at him.

 

***

 

It was another hot summer day.

 

Karasu slowly awoke because the sun was shining right in his face.

 

Yawning, the longhaired, bad tempered demon went to the washroom to primp and curl his hair.

 

Slowly he looked up in the mirror…

 

And let out a piercing wail of anguish.

 

Startled from sleep Bui – out of reflex – tossed a huge ax at the bathroom door but missed because the movement dislodged some of the sand that had gotten stuck in his hair and it fell into one of his eyes just as he was aiming.

 

Groaning Bui got up and made his staggering way over to the washroom.

 

That’s when he saw what Karasu had been screaming about…

 

Bui decided after a minute’s close scrutiny that it was certainly worth screaming over…

 

Even though the image of a lobster-red Karasu in a small black thong screaming his head off with his normally long and smooth hair stuck out from all directions was highly amusing.

 

Bui decided that he treasured his eardrums too much to allow Karasu to continue screaming that high-pitched wail.

 

So Bui slowly reached into the medical cabinet and pulled out a jar of Aloe Vera.

 

Unscrewing the cap Bui scooped out a huge palm-full of the green stuff and smeared it on Karasu.

 

The screaming stopped abruptly.

 

***

 

However due to the sunburn Karasu was unable to attend the next round of the Ankoku Butjutsukai because he refused to let Kurama see him in such an unmanly state.

 

Bui however had managed to take pictures of Karasu screaming about his lobster-like state and posted huge duplicates around the new arena.

 

The crowd found it highly amusing…

 

Karasu did not.

 

 

~Owari~

 

*Giggles* That would have been one painful sunburn……  *Giggles*