Nuriko’s Revenge

By: Skylar Inari

Nuriko glared at the smirking bandit as Tasuki walked by.

Nuriko was scrubbing floors.

It was all Tasuki and Chichiri’s fault.

Chichiri had blamed him entirely for the thong incident and Tasuki had backed him up a hundred percent of the way.

Hotohori-sama had been forced by their vile insinuations to lay this punishment on him. Hotohori-sama would never do such a horrible thing to him unless he’d been tricked.

They were going to pay.

Dearly.

Nuriko giggled evilly as a thought occurred to him.

He knew what he had to do.

Quietly he laid down the scrubbing brush and snuck off.

He’d need time to prepare his trap.

***

Tasuki stared suspiciously at the heart-shaped note on his pillow.

It was from Nuriko.

That couldn’t be good. The purple-haired Senshi had been acting odd lately…ever since the thong incident.

Nervously Tasuki read the note.

“Tasuki-chan!!!

Would you please meet me in my room this evening so I can apologize to you and Chichiri-chan?!

Love, Nuriko”

He sighed in relief.

There was a soft knock on the door.

“Come in!!” Called Tasuki, as he still looked at the note.

“Tasuki, did you get a note from Nuriko na no da?” Asked Chichiri once he had entered the room.

“Hai. See?” Tasuki flipped the heart-shaped note at the monk. “Seems pretty harmless to me.”

“Hai…” Replied the blue-haired monk dubiously.

“Think we should go?”

“I guess no da. It doesn’t seem odd no da.”

***

Nuriko cackled to himself.

They were coming.

To be changed.

He was pleased.

***

“Oi! Nuriko! So you’ve decided to say sorry to us huh?!” Tasuki strolled into the darkened chamber with Chichiri by his side. “Nuriko?”

“Nuriko na no da? Where are you no da?” Asked Chichiri worriedly.

BOOOOOOMMMMMMMFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHHHHHHAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

SPPPLLUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KABLOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FWVOOSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

SPPPLLLLLLAAASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slowly white powder settled about the room.

Tasuki opened his eyes slowly and looked at Chichiri…………………….and screamed.

“WE’VE BEEN TURNED INTO WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“What?!?!” Chichiri quickly checked himself. “We have no da!!!!!!!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The two Senshi wailed.

***

Nuriko slipped the packet of herbs back into Mitsukake’s medicine kit giggling madly.

His revenge was complete.

He was victorious.

~owari~

*Giggles madly to herself*