Meh, another fanfic challenge from Greek Amazon.
WARNINGS: Weirdness, OOC-ness, Tasuki being himself, Nuri-chan is still in love with Hotohori-sama.
By: Skylar Inari
“Did I ever mention I hate thong underwear?”
Nuriko and Chichiri stared at the flame-haired bandit in open-mouthed shock.
Chichiri found his voice first, “That’s interesting, but why did you tell us that now no da?”
“Well, ya know that since we have to sneak into the Emperor of Kutou’s harem I just thought you’d like to know my feelings about the kind of underwear we’ll be wearing.” Drawled Tasuki as is fiddled with his harisen.
“I’ll remember that on your birthday, Tasuki-chan!!” Called a certain purple-haired Senshi with glee.
“Don’t you even DARE, Nuriko!!” Shot back Tasuki angrily clambering to his feet.
“A nice one, in a deep blue the color of Tamahome’s hair.” Continued Nuriko blithely unaware of the danger lurking behind him in the form of a pissed off, short-tempered bandit, “ Or maybe one in light maroon. Yes, you’d look very nice in maroon. What do you think Chichiri-chan?”
Chichiri fidgeted, nervously eyeing the seething bandit, “I think you should pay attention to what’s behind you na no da.”
Nuriko turned around and impishly grinned at Tasuki. Then raised one eyebrow questioningly, “Which color do you prefer Tasuki-chan?! Tamahome blue or maroon?! I’m in favor of maroon myself……..”
Tasuki shook with anger, “Kisama!!” He pointed the iron harisen at Nuriko. “Lekka………”
Nuriko backed away, not fearing for his life but for his clothes sake.
“ You wouldn’t dare.” Nuriko said indignantly.
“SHIN-EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!” Nuriko fled behind Chichiri.
“What?! Don’t hide behind me!!! I don’t want to be burned no da!!!!!” Wailed Chichiri in consternation.
“ LEKKA SHIN-EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
***
Mitsukake gravely inspected the two crispy-crittered Senshi as he began the laborious process of healing their wounds.
“ ITAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Itai!!!!!!!” Nuriko struggled to squirm out of the gentle doctor’s reach, “Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!”
“We wish to know how this happened.” Hotohori’s calm, imperial voice wafted over the room.
“Hotohori-sama!!!” Cried Nuriko with heart’s in his eyes.
“Not only did you three fail the mission we also ended up with two of the Senshi nearly burned to death and a very pleased bandit.” Continued the Emperor sternly.
Nuriko cringed.
“We wish to know what is wrong.”
“Honto ni?!” The purple-haired Senshi flung himself at the regally clad Hotohori, “I thought you’d never ask!! We were meant to be together!! Love can conquer all – even gender!!”
Hotohori stared at Nuriko, “That is not what we were referring too.”
“But, but does that mean you don’t like me?!?!?!?!?! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! He doesn’t like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I never said that.”
“Then you like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Hotohori-sama!!!!!!!! Aishiteru!!!!!!!!!”
Hotohori regarded the hysterically giddy Senshi for a moment then looked at Chichiri, “What happened?”
Chichiri winced, “Well, it began with a thong no da……………..”
~owari~
That was so short I think it’s more of a fanficlet than a fanfic………….I like Nuriko by the way…. *giggles*