Aireith: I feel that I should point out a few things before you read this story.

1) My friend and I do not own Sailor Moon, or any of the characters mentioned in this story, no matter how much we may want to.

2) Both my friend and I (who wrote this fic) actually like the Three Lights, including Taiki. We were just really bored when we started this story.

3) None of the characters in the story act like this.With the possible exception of Yaten. It’s not supposed to be realistic.

BLAH!!!!!!!

By: Skylar Inari and Aireith

Yaten glared at Seiya, the stupid leader. It was all his fault they were in this stupid mess. Seiya giggled nervously, and heaved Taiki’s dead body off of the couch, and sat down heavily.

He giggled again, and nudged the dead Starlight with his foot.

Yaten felt like strangling his “leader”. “Stop laughing Seiya, Kakyuu-sama will be back in about thirty minutes. We have to explain this to her somehow.”

“Weelll-ll then...” Seiya liked the fact that hecould make Yaten so upset. “We-coo-oo-uu-ull lld...”

“HURRY UP!” Yaten smashed his fist on the wall.

“Seiya! Talk faster, dammit!” Seiya grinned, but talked slightly faster. “Well, we could... blame... Haruka...”

“You are very dumb.”Yaten glared at Seiya. “Why the hell would Haruka kill Taiki when it’s you she really hates?”

Seiya hiccuped.

“Taiki was... uhh... flirting with Michiru.”

Yaten couldn’t hold it in, and started laughing hysterically. “Yeah!” He choked “Taiki was such a ladies’ man!” He clutched his sides, and fell over.

Yaten slowly recovered his ability to stand wihtout falling over and stomped over to Seiya. There, he sniffed at Seiya experimentally and replied, wrinkling his nose in disgust. “You’re drunk!”

Seiya hiccuped again. “Wha...?” He began to giggle insanely. “Silly willy! I am not!” He slapped

Yaten’s shoulder (a little too hard), and Yaten fell to the floor again.

He bounced back up again and slapped Seiya across the face. Hard. Seiya stumbled through the room and landed against the wall, giggling insanely.

Yaten glared at Seiya, who collapsed on the floor, and was drooling.

A faint knock on the door made Yaten twitch nervously. “OH CRAP!”

Yaten flew into action and grabbed Taiki and tried to stuff him into the freezer. Damn. The big

Starlight was too big to fit into the small freezer. A soft knock came from the door.

“Healer, will you please let me in?” called Kakyuu.

“COMING KAKYUU-SAMA!” Yelled Yaten, as he dragged Taiki’s dead body to Kakyuu’s

closet.

Seiya watched Yaten rush about, and took the opportunity to snatch Taiki’s long ponytail, and used some of the hair to floss his teeth.

Yaten exploded. “SEIYA!” He slapped Seiya’s hand away, and closed the closet door, with Taiki hidden inside.

Composing himself, Yaten made his way to the door and let Kakyuu into the apartment.

“Good afternoon, Princess,” He took her hand and led her inside. “I hope you’re well.” Kakyuu looked around suspiciously.

“I’m well, thank you Healer.”

Seiya hid behind the couch, whimpering softly. He had finally figured out that Kakyuu-sama would be mad.

Kakyuu looked around the room. “Where are Fighter and Maker?”

“Ah... Ummm...” Yaten stammered nervously.

“He’s sleeping!” Seiya called out from behind the couch.

“Oh! Hello Fighter!” Kakyuu said brightly. “Could you go and get Maker please. I need to talk to you all.”

Yaten blanched.

“I’ll go get him!” Called Seiya.

Kakyuu’s eyes narrowed slightly, but Seiya stood up shakily and wobbled off to Kakyuu’s bedroom. Yaten decided to distract the Princess.

Thinking quickly, he said “Princess! I cleaned the bathroom!”

“That’s... wonderful Healer...”

“No, no! You have to look! It’s like the Mr. Clean commercials!”

“Mr... Clean...?” Asked Kakyuu.

He snatched the surprised Princess’ hand and marched her off to the sparkly clean bathroom.

Only the bathroom wasn’t clean.

The Princess eyed Yaten’s stress-filled expression, so she sprayed as much air freshener as she

could, and pretended to be impressed.

Yaten peeked out of the bathroom, but Seiya was still trying to open the closet door, and failing miserably. Seiya started singing loudly, and very off-key.

Kakyuu frowned and headed to her room following the sound of Seiya’s bellowing.

“Fighter?” She frowned more deeply and put a hand on his shoulder. “Are you... all right?”

Seiya spun around and put on a lopsided smile. He took her hand. “You’re puuurdy!” He put her hand in his pocket (for safe-keeping? Who knows?).

“Fighter!” She took her hand back, and slapped Seiya across the face with it. Taking off her coat, she turned the knob on her closet door. Yaten popped his head into Kakyuu’s room.

“NOOOOOO!” He shrieked, as Taiki fell on to the floor.

Kakyuu stared in shock at the limp body on her floor then she looked up dazedly at Yaten’s

chagrined face.

She turned from Taiki to Yaten, to Seiya (who was sucking on the doorknob).

“What happened here?”

~owari~

*FYI, my friend and I decided how Taiki died. If you really need to know, Seiya jumped out from behind a chair and yelled “BOO!”. Taiki had a heart attack.

Poor thing had a weak heart.*