^_^!! A cross-over!! WAI!!! I wrote a cross-over!! GW+YYH+WK+FoR!! Lots of bish!!! *cackles*

WARNINGS: Aaaaaaa, OCC-ness?

A Bishonen with your Coffee, Anyone?

By: Skylar Inari

You walk into a small room and gaze over at the packed tables..........then you realize something. Everyone sitting at a table is from an anime show!! You sigh -- the place is way too crowded for you to find any of your favorite bishes -- and turn to leave when you are stopped by a voice.

"Where are you going?"

You turn and are greeted by a slender figure with deep purple hair and eyes a shocking aqua color dressed as a waitress. You guesture to the over-crowded room. She glances that way and smiles.

"You can stay for a coffee you know, this place never gets filled it just always looks this way. You see this cafe runs along the same lines of those magical thingie-ma-bobs that magical girls are always pulling out of no where and smashing the baddies with."

You nod and follow the waitress as she weaves her way through the crowds of bishes. You stop, you thought you caught a flash of red hair out of the corner of your eye. The waitress turns and with an understanding smile changes direction and leads you towards a small table.

You barely manage to stifle your exictement when you see that she is leading you towards a table that is chock full of bishes.

The waitress bows to the assorted hunks of animedom and gestures to you with a smile,"This is apparently another one of your guy's fans, I'm busy and this one is um, distracted by your sheer collective good looks and charms so you guys have to entertain while I fill out some of the stacked up requests for parties to be held here."

A slender guy with long red hair and deep emerald green eyes smiles,"We don't mind dealing with the fans Skylar, it's just when we have to many at once to deal with."

"That's what you think."A short bish with spiky black hair with white spikes and a third eye glares at you, you nervously step back as you reconized the short tempered fire demon."Some of us don't like having any fans hanging around with us."

"Why not? It's great fun!"A cheerful voice replied, you turn and see Duo -- he of the kickass braid and the posesser of what's in Heero's/Wufei's pants -- and nearly collasp!! His shirt is off!!

The sounds of an arguement drown out Hiei's reply to that impudent question. You wander over to the other side of the table and have to place your hand over your mouth to stifle your giggles. It's Kuwabara and Yusuke!!

"You heard what Skylar said!! She said "your sheer collective good looks and charms" and that also includes me!!" Kuwabara exploded as Yusuke calmly drank some of his coffee.

"Hn. Kuwabara no baka!" Yusuke tilted back his chair and eyed the fuming carrot-topped human with humor bringing little sparkles to his eyes,"Skylar meant all of us minus you."

"Skylar!!!"Bellowed Kuwabara as he gets up to go look for the waitress to get her confirmation on Yusuke's insinuations about him.

"Well, that was interesting."Drawled a voice behind you.

You turn around and come face to face with Yohji --he who was destined to be a playboy since his birth (March 3rd --Girl's Day in Japan) . You stumble back, not sure how many more surprises you can handle in one day -- I mean how often is it that you stumble into THE CAFE where all the anime guys go to hang out?

He laughs and goes back to stirring his coffee.

A familar ranting voice reaches your ears and you giggle as you glance in the direction that the rant is coming from, just to confirm it is who you think it is. It is. It's Wufei, and Treize and Zechs are trying to calm him down.

"Dragon please, I'm sure Skylar made an honest mistake with your tea. "Treize's soothing voice was without noticable success to quiet the ranting chinese.

Wufei glares violently at the handsome aristocrat and sticks his tongue out,"No she won't!! She put cream in it instead of milk on purpose!! I'm sure of it!! All onna's are the same!! Merian used to do the exact same thing!!" He buries his head in his hands and starts to cry.

Zechs -- he of the silky long white-blond hair and many nervous break-downs -- patted Wufei on the shoulder gently," There, there."

As you turn away a hand clasps your shoulder causing you to freeze.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you."

You glance up into the face of none other than Yomi in shock and then can't resist the urge to giggle uproariously as you notice something.

A faint frown creases his beautiful face,"Is there something the matter?"

You slip to the ground in laughter, holding your sides.

Yomi looks around in confusion as you break-down on the floor.

A deep laugh draws your attention back to the from your giggles,"Yomi. I think Mukuro was amusing herself while you slept last night, you've got pink feathers stuck in your hair. Lots of pink feathers."

Ken offers you his hand so that you may stand on your feet again. You take it -- as if you aren't going to.....^_^. You turn to thank him -- after you dusted off your clothes -- but the brown-haired assassin had already departed with the feathered Yomi to the washroom to fix the situation with some water.

You decide to move a little further down the table when you notice something. A death match. Not of weapons, not of words but of simple death gaze's. You quietly tiptoe past the area in which Aya and Heero were battling, feeling as though they were glaring at you.

You finally reach the end of the table and the last of the bishes at the table.

Quatre, Trowa, Omi and Tokiya were huddled about the end of the table playing go fish.

You simply stare at them in shock, not really believing that all they could play in the way of cards was a puny game of go fish. (Go Kiss is way more fun, but I won't go in to that here. ^_^)

You shake your head and decide that you've got to get out of here. Now. If you see one more of your favorite bishonen's you'll just fall to the ground in a dead faint. As if on cue the waitress shows up and begins to lead you to the door.

Once at the door she hands you a little card that says "A Bishonen With Your Coffee, Anyone?". You look at her with a question in your eyes.

"That's the name of this cafe."She answers your unspoken question.

You nod in understanding and open the door. As you leave you hear her squeak in surprise as she is cornered by an irate Kuwabara demanding to know if she was including him in her list of bishonen and Wufei sobbing as he plead for milk in his tea instead of cream.

Giggling you flee the premises.

~owari~

"A Bishonen With Your Coffee, Anyone?" hmmmmm............I think I need to find out where that cafe is situated.