Insanity is only in the head of the diseased!
< >This is our Prime Directive. Well, wasn't that obvious! Shut up, Malk. Make me . . . FAILURE!!! HEHEHE!!! ::smacks Malkav upside the head:: Stop that, you dorkweed! ::smiles at the audience innocently:: Calling him that isn't mean - he's putting his face right up next to the screen, then hitting his head on the desk after that. ;-)
< >Okay, we're going to somehow get serious here and tell you what we're all about and why we're here - I personally think I'm here to breed! Oh, and by the way, it'll take a few paragraphs for us to actually get serious, so sit back and enjoy the music! ::sings:: Another one bites the dust . . . another one bites the dust!
< >Now, to get relatively serious, there isnt really a purpous for our being here, but I figure that if were here, we might as well enjoy the time we have . . . What ARE you talking about Malk? You know as well as I that we have a purpose here, it's just what it is exactly that we don't know, although your opinion seems to be that you're here to breed, which will never happen. ::hides:: WAIT!!! Something's not right here: why was I put on this earth? I seem pretty useless don't I? ::breaks down sobbing:: Bah, even YOU have uses on this earth, but I think yours is just to be here for me to have some form of entertainment, hehe. HEY! Be nice to Fai for once will ya, Malk? And she was kidding! Awww, all right, if I have to.
< >YAY!!! Thanks! Yeah, yeah, don't get too over exaulted about it now . . . Just at least stay nice for a while will, Malkav. ::picks up a tennis ball and throws it:: Go get it boy, go get it! ::grins as Malkav runs to get the ball::
< >Well, as Raykella and Malkav are playing ball, I'll explain why we're here. We're here mainly to talk about regular teen problems. We're complainers, sobbers, whiners, ranters, the whole dang bit.
