Where insanity is a main staple of survival!
< >Who are we? We are the Insanites . . .
< >What is our purpose? To spread insanity throughout our world . . .
< >Why are we here? Well, it wasn't our fault . . .
< >Okay, really, let's get serious. How about not? ::thwapps him:: Oh, that's Malkav in blue, and I'm Raykella. But what about me?! Aren't I someone? No. ::glares at him:: Oh, yeah, and that's FailedWings, in green. You act as if we're no one, Ray! Well, we kind of are . . . We have no names and no one knows who we are. I feel like we're in an episode of the Twilight Zone. ::scary music plays:: Shut that awful music off! ::runs screaming for the hills::
< >Yay, we got rid of Malkav for a while. Finally. ::sighs:: Er, moving on . . . shall we explain our purpose for being here, Fai? ::watches Malkav pad back into the foreground::
< >Probably, Ray. ::takes a deep breath:: All right, the Insanites - the three of us: Raykella, Malkav, and me, FailedWings - are here to tell you the truth.
< >The truth about what, you might ask? Well, the truth about life. About the realities of life that every kid deals with, but is never spoken about because society wants to make everyone believe that kids are completely happy-go-lucky and worry-free.
< >Wrong. Kids have to go through a lot of crap during our few years of childhood. And even though it's only for a small time in our potentially long lives, childhood can scar you for the rest of your life.
< >We're here to talk about stuff that makes us angry and many others. We hope you relate to us and give us your feedback at [email protected]. And just so you aren't confused any further by our opening ramblings, Raykella speaks in purple, FailedWings in green, Malkav is in blue, and when we all talk together, we're in this color gray. ;-)
Prime Directive
