Marianne the flower girl walks gracefully down the aisle, while Australian Eli leads his beloved daughter to the altar

It was so romantic, I swear... everyone was bawling their eyes out when the couple said the holy vow of: 'I do... want to finish with this goddamn ceremony and get FUCKIN PISSED already!'

Kasper doin his Chippendale bit, but nobody's paying attention...

Various wedding guests

Louise looks sunburnt, Irish Vincent drinks his ale, Kasper does some scary vampire shit, Fernando the groom seems satisfied with his wedding, Grandpa Eli looks bewildered, and Chris ogles Louise...