These are just some quotes. The white background makes 'em more...quotey. They're not all that funny, i just went through my DeadAIM logs and looked at a few conversations...anyway..

DevilzAngel11089: i like my nipples cross eyed
DevilzAngel11089: its fun to look at when im bored
DevilzAngel11089: or cold

DevilzAngel11089: you're so damn skinny
DevilzAngel11089: you could hide behind a pole and nobody would see you, even if they walked all the way around it
d j c i l: ...so if i get an erection i go invisible?

WolfyMT: YOU MADE THAT PAGE SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF TUBGIRL... AND ME

ADeFoRMeDsKiTTLe: is insomnia an std?

ChanceMedly: life aint a book fuckin live it asshole
ChanceMedly: u should try it
El Dante Picante: what the fuck are you talking about?

El Dante Picante: i'm not real
El Dante Picante: i'm a figment
GreenJem22: of whose scary imagination?
El Dante Picante: mine

this is a very special quote...it is the day that tubgirl was first sent to me...
Uechi Master: worse than goatse
Uechi Master: oh god

(the following is in response to a list of phone numbers in my info with the heading "For A Good Time, Call...")

WolfyMT: DUDE
WolfyMT: YOUR "CALL FOR A GOOD TIME" THING WAS STOLEN FROM ME
WolfyMT: I HAD THAT IN MY PROF LIKE A WHILE BACK
WolfyMT: BUT IT WAS BETTER THAN 300 NUMBERS
El Dante Picante: really?
WolfyMT: IT WAS 1-800-MATTSEXY
WolfyMT: !!!!
El Dante Picante: mine is better, those numbers are my random friends's cell phone numbers
WolfyMT: ...
WolfyMT: you evil son of a bitch

El Dante Picante: http://www.geocities.com/nottubgirl
WolfyMT: ... oops
WolfyMT: IM NOT CLICKING THAT SHIT
WolfyMT: FUCK YOU AND DIE
El Dante Picante: :-)
El Dante Picante wants to directly connect.
WolfyMT is now directly connected.
(picture of tubgirl...not shown for your sake)
WolfyMT: OH NO
El Dante Picante: have a nice day
WolfyMT: NOOOOOOOO
WolfyMT: I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER GUYS
WolfyMT: I FUCKING HATE YOU DANTE
WolfyMT: YOU CAN ROT IN HELL
WolfyMT: thought it was another guys dir connect
WolfyMT: faggot
WolfyMT direct connection is closed.
El Dante Picante: hmm...
El Dante Picante wants to directly connect.
WolfyMT is now directly connected.
WolfyMT: :-)
( tubgirl, once again)
WolfyMT: NO

El Dante Picante: two necrophiliacs are walking down the street and the first one says "so hows your girlfriend?"
the second one says "aww, the rotten cunt split on me."
bemusedrobot signed off at 10:21:48 PM.