This'd be the Feds. He's mad.
Rather than post a real picture, I'll flatter Matloff.
In all honesty, I'm really just too lazy to find the actual pictures of these people, so I'm just gonna post these and get real pictures later. This is Matt M., by the way, who shares my birthday (10.31.85)
This is Kelvin. I don't know why I have his picture, but I do.