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When you sent material across the sea you call it a CARgo, when you sent it by land its called a SHIPment.

MariJuana is classified as a schedule 1 drug by the food and drug administration.  Designated as a narcotic, it cannot be perscribed by physicians to patients.  In 1988, the DEA law Judge said "mariJuana is one of the safest, therapuetically active substance known to man".  That and it's legal to perscribe in 37 states.(I'm not endorsing drugs, I Just think it would be nice for the government to get its head out of its ass and locking people up for what is a victemless crime.)

The laws in california have changed, Killing your ex-wife is legal(O.J.), killing your parents (Manendez) is illegal.

Drive through ATM machines have brail.  To me, this is more scary then it is stupid.

Pokemon, I can have a lot of fun with this one but I'll spare you.  If you were to play the pokemon game on gameboy you would have a choice between the red and blue versions.  To finish the game however you will need to buy the other one.  Exploitation at it's best.

Evian, the bottled water that cost ten cents more then the pepsi that sits right next to it, is no more french and or exotic then the tap water you have at home.  A few smart ass studens decided to see if people would by bottled water. Evian isn't even french, it's naive spelled backwards. Needless to say, this stands as a testiment that you should never over-estimate some ones intelligence.

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