Tackled Malcolm when he had a trash can on his head. Malcolm got PISSED.
Cut Malcolm with a letter-opener.
Chased Malcolm around the yard in Kyle's mom's pink underwear.
Chased Malcolm butt-freaking-naked.
Hates Malcolm.
Walked into a convenience store with a fake afro on.
Went into a diner with chocolate pudding on his butt.
Got shaving cream on his nipples and forehead by Corey.
Took a bath in a wheelbarrow.
Rode a flaming tricycle.
Got hit in the butt with an egg.
Made his butt "talk".
Rode on a baby-car and got airborne.
Ate very nasty concoctions made by Kyle.
Hates Malcolm.
Ran on a treadmill with the aforementioned panties on.
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