FAQ

In Our Expert Opinion:

Question: Why do you land blast all the books you read?
Mhiko: We feel it is our duty as reviewers to point out all of the negative aspects of the books that we read. Contrary to popular opinion, we love to death well over half of what we read and watch.

Question: Sera, why does Mhiko always beat you?
Sera: Now that�s not true! Mhiko only beats me every other day.
Mhiko: We�re on a schedule.

Q: Why is Mhiko part cat?
S: Well, it's actually not part cat, it's part saber tooth tiger...
M: I won't divulge exactly why but I will say that the retractable claws are convenient.
S: Like when you're itching yourself!
M: Do you want me to kill you again?
S: Uh...no?
M: Too late!
S: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Q: Mhiko, why do you keep killing Sera?
M: Because it�s fun.

Q: How do you two keep coming back to life?
S: Shhhhh...
M: If we told you, we�d have to kill you. Then bring you back to life.

Q: Where do you get all your weapons?
S: Well, we�re part of a discount international smuggling club.
M: Like Wal-Mart. Only deadlier.

Q: Why do you surround yourself with so many weapons?
M: Well, we�re always fending off...unhappy authors. They�re always mobbing us or trying to strangle us in our sleep.
S: Heaven knows why.
M: Yeah, just last week we put Robert Jordan�s head on a pole.
S: Sorry, Bob.

Q: How come you don�t use your real names or post pictures of yourselves?
S: See above statements.
M: We put ourselves through incredible risks for you guys, after all.
S: Besides, you have the chibis to look at, don�t you? Chibiiiiiiissss!!!!

Q: What�s with the pictures of the birds?
S: The two lovely feathered creatures you see on the main page are my two birds, Stannie and Ollie.

Q: Does Mhiko have any pets?
M: I had a goat once, but I ate it. Just kidding. I have three dogs and a cat.

Q: How did this site start?
S: Actually...it started out as a joke I made in an email about getting paid to insult people. Mhiko�s imagination kind of ran away with the idea.
M: But we still don�t get paid.

Q: How come Mhiko almost never writes any reviews?
S: Because she�s lazy.
M: Because I have three jobs and Sera doesn�t have any.
S: Heeeey, I have goats!
M: Hardly counts.
S: My life, on the other hand, consists of extracurricular activities...

Q: What do you two do for fun?
M: We go head-hunting for authors we don�t like.
S: Yeah. We like to draw and hang out between hunts, too. And I teach Mhiko how to kick things. Like goats.

Q: Sera, how come you don�t like goats?
S: AWAY WITH YOU, MAN!!!!!!!!
M: She thinks their smelly and ugly and destructive and stupid. Besides that, she has to milk them twice a day, sometimes feed them five times a day (even through the middle of the night), and muck out all their ugly goatliness periodically.

Q: Does Sera live on a farm?
S: More or less.
M: She lives on an avocado ranch with lots of animals.
S: I hate avocados.

Q: Where does Mhiko live?
M: A conveniently far distance away from Sera.
S: You know you love me...

Q: Do you two write stories?
S: Unfortunately, yes.
M: Sera writes stories. I write paragraphs.
S: Loooooots of paragraphs...on many different subjects.
M: Eh. It�s a living.
S: No it�s not.
M:........

Q: How come you�re site�s been up for a year and you only have 200 visitors?
S: Unrecognized talent, of course.
M: We�re working on that. Unfortunately, almost all of those 200 visitors were people we knew and us checking the links.

Q: How old are you two?
M: Old enough to know how to use a switchblade.
S: Here we go again...Mhiko, please stop killing our visitors, we�ll have less of them because of it!

Q: How long have you two known each other?
S: Long enough to throw each other out of windows and not feel bad about it.
M: Actually, it�s been about ten years.

Q: Do you two have a refrigerator?
M: What kind of question is that?! Quit wasting our time!!!
S: Well, actually, we need SOMETHING to put our ice cream in.

Q: What�s the deal with the cookies?
M: It�s sort of our tradition to bake cookies before our reviews.
S: Which is usually why we never have time to get around to writing them...

Q: Why does Sera have a bark collar?
M: Because it was on sale.

Q: Are you two sisters?
M: Thank God, no, we�re not even remotely related.
S: The radio! It�s beeping! We�re going to explode, evacuate!!!!!!

If you want to send us your questions, please email us at [email protected]. We�d love to hear from you! (Sera: And I promise to keep Mhiko at bay.) (Mhiko: You can try...)