Doctor: "Well the upside is that your dog was fed."
Patient: "I pulled something out of a toy and put it in my nose. I sniffled to swallow it but now it's stuck. Bummer doc."
Patient: "I was really hot so I opened a can of WD-40 and poured it on my head."
Patient: "I was breast feeding my 8 year old baby and it chewed off my nipple. I went to another doctor but he sewed it on my head.
Patient: "Ma friend didn' wanna come ova ta do a project, so I ran to his house and bit off his froehead.
Patient: "I was in a car accident and the lower part of my body got mauled off. Hope it aint serious eh?
Doctor: "It's un-noticable!"
Patient: "I accidently jammed a James Bond figure in my ear."
Doctor: "When I pull it out, can I have James Bond for my collection?"
Patient: "My eyeball was itchy so I sprayed bug spray in it."
Doctor: "Want me to put some insects in your eye?"
Patient: "I flunked my test so I banged my head gainst a wall. I think I need to get my brain X-rayed."
Patient: "I woke up, and my nose fell off. I taped it on but the blood shot it off 'gain. So I chopped off my sisters chest and took her implant. I jammed it in my nose and now it's really infected."
Patient: "I have a personal question for you doctor. If you suck a girls breast, can you get Anthrax?"
Rate on how much imported water from there is in Ontario lake:
a) 60% b) 40% c) 32% d) -3 and one fifth
How many holes are in a 3-hole punch?
a) one b) two c) four d) none of the below
What is the answer to where is what?
a) none of the above b) all of the below
When anti-social colonies were diversed from Indian who went where?:
a) America b)Africa c) a,b and c d) a,d and c
Canada is none other than bigger then which?:
a) b,c and d b) a,b and c c) a,b,d and d d) d,c,a and s
President is named?:
a) William Clinton b) a, c and d c) Osama Bin Laden d) d,b and c
Montreal has good of what?:
a) a,b,c,a and d b) a,c,d and c c) a d) all of the above
Europe is famous for:
a) all of the below b) a,b,c and t c) a,b and f d) wine e) naked bodies f) f,g,a,b and d
g) a,b,d,c and a h) maybe i) j,k and a,b,d,c,d j) 10 of grapes k) d,a,b,c,d and a
Did you not not not not not like your teacher?
a) 3 a) no,no b) a,d,c and no c) b,c,b and d d) all of the above except a,b,c
