"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it"
"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff"
"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
"A drug is neither moral nor immoral-it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole."
"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."