Quotes

*Party hardy...Drink bacardi...Rock and roll...smoke a bowl...Life is great...stay out late...sex aint no bore...cause we're the class of 2004*
How can I know what I think, till I see what I say?
I wandered lonely as a cloud.
Life is like an onion-- If you're not careful, they'll both make you cry.
Love me or hate me, just don't ignore me.
So afraid to love you, more afraid to lose.
Apples are red, bananas are yellow. Now kiss my ass like a nice little fellow.
I had no choice but to hear you. You stated your case time and again. I thought about it. You treat me like I'm a princess. I'm not used to liking that. You ask how my day was.
When you're not around I want you there
If it's wrong to love you, then my heart just won't let me be right.
It's funny how we feel so much but cannot say a word, we are screaming inside, but we can't be heard.
Listen to what I don't say
We are born innocent
With a wink and a kiss, this chic's out like 'dis
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
A rose of the valley may wither--
all flowers must soon pass away.
But friendship will last forever--
while all other flowers decay.
Leave! So we can talk about you.
I may be a leader, but I will always be a follower when it comes to cheese and mousetraps.
Come back to reality with the rest of us.
I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble. Though I try to hide it, it's clear, my world crumbles when you are not near.
No matter where you are, I would walk 1,000 miles to get to you--
unless my feet start hurting.
Death ends a life, but does not end a relationship.
Actually, I don't know how to act my age; I've never been my age before.
There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money
If we must lose, let's not lose to a man at least.
Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after.
Something deathless and dangerous in the world sweeps past you... It is something fearful and ominous, something turbulent and to be dreaded, which distends the drama to include the life of nations as well as of men. It is an ageless warning.
The heart has reasons; which reason one does not know.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and is still friends with you anyway.
As far apart as we must be, I will always hear your voice.
White roses mean death. Does that mean that death is beautiful?
No matter how hard I try, I always manage to screw up in the end.
Am I who I'm always making fun of?
Common sense is the collection of prejudice acquired by age 18.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
He loves me, he loves you not.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash gets dumped and so do you.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
Darkness is a whole different world.
Making out can be made a hobby.
I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not a little bit, not even at all.
Dangerous type.
The girls are taking over.
If I'm the one that broke up with you, then why does it bother me that you've found someone else?
With these looks and my attitude, hell, I should get a reward.
I'm not a bitch. I THE bitch.
I'm going to assume that you've been abducted by aliens, who have apparently performed brain surgery on you. Which then left you with absolutely no memory whatsoever so now you are just staring at this screen in front of you saying to yourself, "God who the hell are these people? Wait, I don't even know what this block n front of me is..."
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly.
You should never frown because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
Isn't it wierd how strangers become friends? or even enemies? But isn't it sad when friends become strangers?
I don't ever want to be 29, it's way too close to 30!
If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?
A girl like me is bound to have a crazy life.
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive but then I realized that suicide is a crime.
Behind every playa is a TRUE playette.
Opinions are like asshole. Everyone's got one.
It hurts me to think.
Can I borrow your boyfriend for just a moment?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
I don't need your bitchy attitude. I have one of my own.
Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted.
Nobodies that wanna be somebodies and yet do we know just who we are?
When hell freezes over it will be a pretty cool place to snowboard.
Sing like no one's listening
Love like you'll never get hurt
Dance like no one's watching
Live like heaven on earth.
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost, you can still call him vile names.
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
Never murder a man who is committing suicide.
When I was little, I was told that anyone can become president. I'm beginning to believe it's true.
You can't steal second with your foot on first.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
A genius is someone who shoots at something that no one else can see, and hits it.
A smile confuses an approaching frown.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Fuck off!
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"Stand Right Here"
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidently cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, 'Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!'
He went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, 'Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!'
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices her tires. Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
'What's so funny?' the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, 'Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!'

"Don't Jump"
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take the bet!'
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said, 'I can't take this, you're my friend.'
The blonde said, 'No. A bet's a bet.'
So the redhead said, 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock new, so I can't take your money.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'

"A rough situation"
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

"Blonde Test Taking"
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.
She takes a seat in the examination hall, stares at rhe question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within a half hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished my exam in half an hour. But," she says, "I am rechecking my answers."