B A S I C ~ Q U E S T I O N S . . .
HIIIIIIII what's up? Boossssssssssssssshhhh.
Translation? Ok. We're not done. Um. We haven't really started. Someday we might. Or we might just sit around fighting over the interpretation of our site's name (and how to best represent it in a graphic. So if you're a stranger, just shrug and smile, and head on down to "Rebeca"'s page at her site index or Jackie's at right here.
Heather: You can answer now. *pause* JACKIE! (that's your name, not mine).... *pause* Jackie? *pause* Ok, well I'm Heather, you're Jackie. Next question.
Jackie: A zombie! Cranky? Most definitely half asleep. Oh, and rushed *nods sagely*.
Heather: Asleep.
Jackie: *sings at top of lungs* "LOVE!" -- Moulin Rouge. My computer. Seriously - then I've got an instant link to people AND writing AND any and all the info I could ever need....and m' farscape eps.... ;) and YOU, my dear Heather, because I could not write without you, and you make me happy :)
Heather: This makes me sound weird, but.. faith ^_^ Oh yes, and you, Jackie! I couldn't do half of anything without you!
Jackie: Awwww!! Not at all - I was expecting that.
Jackie: Something that, one day, when I'm ready, I yearn to find....
Heather: A four letter word..
Heather: I'd just take you, Jackie, and we'd romp in the snow. Yeah, I'd steal you. Forever!
Jackie: I'd see you too, Heather, only we'd go somewhere where the snow was actually snow, unlike here, where it's ice and slush and dirt :-P *sigh* Trudged my way through it to get lunch today....Big lake-puddles in the middle of-- well, everywhere.... :-P
Heather: Men with knives... and well, just... knives in general... bugs... LOTR movies.. ;-)
Jackie: BUGS!! Yeah, I'd have to agree with men with knives....actually, people with any weapons....Bin Laden (who's hopefully dead), Hitler (even though he's dead, and good riddance), and Hussein (who SHOULD be dead!)
Jackie: Hee, Farscape. I really do. John and Aeryn are in my dreams every night lately. I also 'dream' about becoming a published writer, getting a SUPER HUGE hard drive, working at a job in the computer field that I LOVE, and yelling and yelling at my English teacher without any consequences ;-)
Heather: I dream about.. a lot of things... once I dreamt IMs... another time in a dream, I was being chocked by my scripture case, but mostly I dream about men with knives...
H A V E ~ Y O U ~ E V E R . . .
Jackie: Only partly.... 0:-)
Heather: I hope not... ewwwwwww.... ok, maybe. Not my current crush(es).
Jackie: Big whopping NOPE....not that I particularly want to though, to be honest.
Heather: No... but I went swimming with Chris... but we were wearing swimming suits... but yeah, that's the closest I have come. And ever care to come. Well... until I'm married ^_^
Heather: *heart flutters* Why yes... I should say I have... *sigh*
Jackie: I most certainly have NOT...
Jackie: Yup. I even cried when "talyn" John died, and he's just a fake person (so they tell me). I cried when my Nana died too....but other than her, I have no experience with real people dying - except in the broader sense. Holocaust, 9/11, etc. (sadly, there is such a big et cetera :-( )
Heather: I cried when my friend's dad died, 'cause he looked so scary in the coffin... I mean I was used to seeing him up and moving... and I cried at every pet's death... and I cry when people in movies die.. heck, even Mufasa.
Jackie: Nope, never. Don't plan on it either. Hangovers, yick. Loss of control....just plain scary.
Heather: Yeepers, me neither. I lived [in a hotel room] with an alcoholic for one week and that's plenty long enough for me.
Jackie: Uhhhhm....nope. No, that's a lie. *clears throat* I've never lied about anything truly important, but yeah, I've lied. :-\
Heather: I can't really remember lying about anything except "No way did I get you that for Christmas!" and birthdays. Maybe I exaggerate.. ;-) ... but I don't really lie. Oh, wait, there was this one time I made my sister leave a message on someone's answering machine instead of me, because I was phone shy and she sounds just like me on the phone. Does that count?
T H I S ~ O R ~ T H A T . . .
Heather: I don't like either... not even caffeine-free... I don't even really like soda at all... give me chocolate milk any day!
Jackie: I HATE soda =-O=-O=-O Vehemently! Give me some good old AGUA any day ;-)
Jackie: Hummmm....well, candy is yummy, and we can eat it together....flowers just wilt and die....
Heather: Let's see the pros and cons.... flowers smell good and look pretty... candy smells good, looks pretty... and tastes awesome... flowers die and you can't even eat them before they do... candy rots your teeth... ah, who cares, I have a toothbrush. And I can always get false teeth :-D CANDY! (Gee, false teeth... now THAT'S what I call a romantic gift..)
Heather: If a man with facial hair ever tries to kiss me, um.. we're gonna go buy a razor before he gets his kiss. I might even shave his legs. On second thought, if they're that hairy, I won't touch them.. he'll have to shave his own legs.
Jackie: Clean shaven - although sometimes the scruffy look can be kinda sexy....depends on the face, really. I'd rather kiss clean shaven, but I don't mind lookin' at scruffy ;-)
Heather: Well I DO like Mr. Darcy...
Heather: Short is so cute.. tall is so handsome... middle is so easy to dance with... *sigh* maybe I'll just have to go by his personality... ......AND his hairy-ness
Jackie: I agree....oh wait - I was only talking about faces before...I don't like body hair.... ;-)
W I T H ~ T H E ~ O P P O S I T E ~ S E X . . .
Jackie: Eyes.
Heather: Hair... unless I meet them online.. I guess. Online... the way they type. If they don't type like me, it's almost... no chance for them... lol.
Heather: McKay. WAH!
Jackie: Mm...nobody... :-(
Jackie: "I hate you"
Heather: Anything carefully calculated to make the person feel as much pain as possible.. which is my specialty... which is bad. BAD BAD BAD BAD Heather.
W H O . . .
Heather: Samantha my bird, hands down! She's hilarious!
Jackie: Eddie....and the farscape episode "Out of Their Minds".... O:-)
Heather: Jackie, Emily... Jackie and Emily! And Lyddie!
Jackie (to Heather): You!
Heather: I guess Jeremiah... but he doesn't type well. :-(
Jackie: Probably Eddie too... yeah...
Heather: If I knew, my Valentine's day might have been a whole load happier!
Jackie: Elliot. Bleh.
Jackie: Girls..
Heather: Girls....nah. Writers. Boys or girls, as long as they are good poets.
Jackie: Hear hear!
D O ~ Y O U ~ E V E R . . .
Jackie: No....I just sit on the internet all day already IMing ;-)
Heather: Yes... I always am waiting for YOU, Jackie!
Jackie: Awww -- I'm waiting for you too!! Like today....I was all, GRAPHICCCC, and you were all, BALLOON!!!
Heather: Sometimes... I have a good pile of them
Jackie: *nod* Me too. A good, scary pile. I'm an IM packrat. *whistles innocently*
H A V E ~ Y O U ~ E V E R . . .
Jackie: Nope, cuz my best friends are girls.... ;-)
Heather: Hey, you stole my words, you... you... WORD BANDIT! I actually took this survey like yesterday, and that is what I said. lol.
Jackie: LOL!!! Do I get a bandana too??
Heather: Sure... you can even have a gun, if you want.. but it has to be a squirt gun.
Jackie: I'd rather have a keyboard. Would make more sense if I was stealing words ;-) Mad Jackie and Her Trusty Keyboard.... ;-)
Heather: Yeah, once my mom told me I couldn't have ice cream. Okay, that was yesterday. ;)
Jackie: Rejected....uhhhm....nothing is coming to mind....
Jackie: Elliot! Owwie.
Heather: Adam.
Jackie: Nope...
Heather: I use my compy all the time. And the compy is a person. Yes it is. But other than that... no.
Jackie: ROFL!!!! I completely go along with that....
Jackie: Nope ;)
Heather: Nope.
Heather: I've done things that I've regretted, but now the I've forgiven myself, I have no regrets.
Jackie: Oh yes. Nothing specific is popping to mind, but I know I've lain awake for hours at a time, going over and over things I wish I'd done differently....
Heather: I don't think there's a person who I've talked to for prolonged amounts of time who HASN'T made me cry... I am a real crybaby
Jackie: No....I can't remember someone making me cry....*thinks*....OOOH, wait, scratch that. Yeah, last year, someone who I thought was a really close friend said something disgusting to me....I never quite forgave her. I ditched art and cried in the bathroom with another friend.... :-\ Yeah, that wasn't such a great day....and I was so angry at myself for actually CRYING!
W H O ~ W A S ~ T H E ~ L A S T ~ P E R S O N . . .
Heather: In real life? That'd be.. um... Erica or Mom, can't remember who...
Jackie: Mom....hee
Heather: Um, Erica keeps giving me upside-down/backwards/weird hugs... does that count? (Oh, to strangers.. Erica is my sister)
Jackie: Mom....again....lol ;-)
Heather: Jackie! Duh! That's how we're conducting this 'interview'! lol...
Jackie: LOL! Yeah, Heather pretty much summed it up...
Heather: Well, I laughed with my computer here, but it doesn't do such a good job at the laughing 'with' part.. with people in real life? On the way home from TinTin's tonight, Mom, Erica, and I burst into hysterics... we were all dying full of food and laughing to tears... and it was SO funny!
Jackie: Eddie!
D O ~ Y O U . . .
Jackie: NO FRELLING WAY!
Heather: I have [previously] colored it "temporarily" ... red! But I like my color.
Jackie: Mmmm....rarely ;-)
Heather: Um... no... well, when I do, I keep Trillian and AIM on, so I don't miss anything. lol.
Jackie: S�. ;)
Heather: Tan como Jackie.
H A V E ~ Y O U / / D O ~ Y O U / / A R E ~ Y O U...
Heather: NO!!! Even it is wasn't against my religion I wouldn't! 1) It's gross, 2) It's bad for you, 3) I'm allergic to smoke!
Jackie: It's GROSSSSSSSS!! 'Nuff SAID!
Jackie: Oh ya. HELLO, Farscape!
Heather: I suppose so.. with the "baloon" and all... ya know.. Neopets... AIM... yeah.
Jackie: Nope. Next Question?
Heather: Technically, yes... it's not like keeping my lungs working or feeding me.. though I'd really rather not, because how could I write? I could write on paper but I couldn't write because Jackie wouldn't be there to inspire me!
Heather: Ugh, don't make me count. Trillian doesn't tell you. I'd have to add all the groups up. 70-something..
Jackie: 72
Jackie: Potato knishes! Most definitely!
Heather: Pizza, ice cream, cereal, Italian bread. I'm a simple girl. Kinda. But Jackie always makes me crave latkes.
Jackie: OOOOH, and latkes!!! I LOVE potato things...LOL! And I love pastries. And Velamints. Teehee.
Jackie: Kiwi
Heather: It depends... sometimes apples, sometimes bananas, sometimes peaches, or pears, or grapefruit, or grapes, or oranges. But I love kiwi too!
Heather: Emotional, but I always say/feel like I don't have a right to feel emotional pain...
Jackie: Emotional...oh, Heather. You do. A thousand times you do!
Jackie: Oh, YES.... :-\ I just...I trust almost everyone I meet immediately -- until they give me a reason not to. Occasionally I do start off with a distrust of someone, but it's really rare....I'm probably far too trusting and naive....
Heather: I suppose I do. But I tend to trust writers the I meet over the internet above all others..
F I N A L ~ Q U E S T I O N S . . .
Heather: Jackie to live next door, or in the same house.
Jackie: I want Heather to live next door TOO! And I want to be healthy. And I want Farscape's fifth season not to be canceled *sob* And I want the world to be safe and peaceful....but yeah...
Jackie: I could fix everything....everything....
Heather: I had a rhinoceros! No, j/k, but that is what I wished for every birthday between like age 5 and 10... just to see it'd come true. It didn't. Thank goodness! I wish.. I wish... *sob* I wish David was in love with me!
Heather: Self-expression. And my friends. And my religion. And my family.
Jackie: I love writing....I love Farscape....I love the release and the escape they both provide....and the method of dealing with life's curveballs....and I love that I am alive and vibrant and ALIVE....and of course I love my friends and family! Well, some of my friends. Some of them I only like.
Heather: AND my pets.
Heather: David.
Jackie: *sighs* Having energy. Having a normal heart rhythm. Not being dizzy. Feeling physically stable. My old life. But....I like parts of this new one too. So it's okay. All is good....
Heather: I swear we already answered this. I swear we did. And I said men with knives, bugs, and all that jazz. Maybe this one means more like.. not objects you're afraid of.. but.. like.. less tangible things? I guess I fear the idea that I might never find a man to marry, and thus never have children.. I love my future children.. I want them so badly... And I want to get married, too...
Jackie: OMG -- EXACTLY what she said! I also fear feeling helpless.... and failing....
Heather: WOW! When I filled this out the first time, I put "failure" among other things. You and I are so alike...
Heather: Just my fingers tap-tapping on the keyboard.. what else do you hear at 1:30 AM?
Jackie: Delerium. No, that's music. Not...someone....being....delerious.... ;-)
Heather: Ahh...that answers my question.
Jackie: Why?
Heather: If David will ever fall in love with me, even though the possibility is small. If Jackie and I will see each other a lot, maybe live near each other when we grow up. What career I'll choose, if any. If I'll do anything with all my dance talents. If I'll find a wonderful husband. If we'll be able to have children. If I'll die at a nice old age, or too early.
Heather: When you can think of nothing you'd rather do than spend the rest of eternity with this person...
Jackie: When you don't wonder if it's love, you just love.
Heather: A princess, and so are you, Jackie.
Jackie: A writer. A thinker, a dreamer, and all that corny dren.