i felt it was my duty as a human being to quit my job and inform the world about this dangerous program, that, when i was there, there was a rumor from one of the prisons that water male-function killed the lives of several prison trainees (prisoners actually) and fellow officers...
in regards to matejka's claims, we go live to a press confernce with white house official wes kennison.
mister matejka has made some claims that we are unaware of, as wells as some claims that we can confirm. we have, in paternership with britain, begun a project with ocean prisons to extract oil from the atlantic. the program is a double win for us as we try to preserve our way of life and for rehabilitating prisoners who want to prove themselves as honorable citizens in the united staes and in the u.k. but as far as the official reports we received from oceans prisons, the program has been safe, and will continue being so.
and mister kennison, sir, what is the name of this project?
well, tentatively, we refer to the project as "shared-correctional-undersea mining."