2. [common bumps]
Did this poet ever speak to a counselor about emptiness;
have physical therapy while walking around in crutches;
reported a loss item at University Police;
have problems with financial aid;
couldn't get the desired courses on KnightWeb;
was hungry one night and got pissed off when the popcorn
burned in the microwave? and ate it anyway?
Ever got a tattoo on Main Street? At least stared at the iguana
in the parlor window? Hated the long line at Sundance books?
Felt cheated when they bought back your books?
Or complained about the required meal plan on your SUNY card?
Bored with the annoying picture taken Freshmon year?
Despised that higher-level dancer in DANC 103?
or was that despised dancer in DANC 103?
Failed any class you never wanted to take?