| WELCOME TO ASSHUMP HIGH in Podunk, South Carolina HOME OF THE PRAYIN REBELS WHERE FOOTBALL AND GAWD RULE! |
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| Here at Asshump High in beautaful PODUNK SOUTH CAROLINA, we have two things we pray to: The Lawd God and football! In that order! Our team prays before ever sangle game and we ain't lost one yet, y'all! God bless America and the Rebel Sons and Dauters of the American South! AMEN! |
| Click your mous on this here iff'n ya wanna see our churleeders on last night's game, yall! |
| Click your mouse on this here iff'n ya wanna go to the paige about the traktor relay this fall! |
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| TODAY IN THE CAFATARIEA! Frad Okra-- mmmm good! Chitlins Black eye Peas Collurd greens Pit BBQ pig Biskits n Gravy! Peach icecream Makaroni n cheese and Ham in it |
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| THIS HERE IS THE REBEL FLAG WE GOT HUNGED UP IN THE FRONT HALWAY OF OUR SCHOOL!!! COME TO OUR SCHOOL AND PRAY IN FRONT OF OUR FLAG GOD BLESS!! OUR REBEL FOUR FATHERS! WHO GAVED THEIR BLESED LIVES TOO GIVE THE REAL SONS AND DAUTERS OF THE SOUTH THE FREEDOMS THAT THOSE LIBERAL LEFT WING WEENIES AND FILTHY IMIGRINTS AND NIGRS ARE TRYIN TO TAKE FROM US GOD BLESS AMERICA!! BUT NOT THOSE SATAN INFESTAED CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL!! GOD BLESS FOOTBALL!!!! |
| A speshul congratarelatuns too Fishie Sue Jemma Ella Ann White, who sunged "God Bless America But Not Them Dirty Mexican Immigrants" at last weeks's revival school meetin! Her voice was real sweet! Another congrataelains to Jodie Maye Ann Susie McClintan, and too Bubba Joel Marty Isiah Cleatus Tanner for their bauteful duet, "Georgia is Gods Land Where Angels Know (In a Biblical Sense) Their Sisters and Brothers"! If you mised it you mised a real treet! God bless them two! |
| Right on here click your mous and you cn take a tore of our school! Aint that a sight! |
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| This here many folks done come here to see this here page here i reckin! |