Gregory M. Klein, born on 29 June in the 1981st year of Our Lord.
Legend has it that Mr. Klein went into the garage of his house, by the
outhouse, and there encountered what he terms the "White Light."
[For more details, please see the GraveCo. film
"Hare-Klein-Afarianism".] Two years ago, while engaged in an epic
battle with a beast named Car, Mr. Klein found himself suddenly
experiencing horrible pain in his right knee. The field medic
immediately diagnosed it as a rupture due to extrenuous sexual
practices. Mr. Klein reportedly impaled the medic with a parking
meter and got a second opinion. He had torn his ACL. Mr. Klein
then sodomized the second doctor, left him bleeding on the
operating table, and made an appointment for surgery on the 18th
of December, 2003. As of today, we still are unsure of his
whereabouts. More to come as this story unfolds...
