"Evil People That Want To Take Over The World Club" is not in any way responsible for the failure of the French to repel the Germans from the Maginot Line during World War ll, the Bay of Pigs, or the United States involvement for the benifit of banana companies. Nor is the "Evil People That Want To Take Over The World Club" responsible for any recent yeti sightings outside the Vatican, or for the unfortunate enslavement of Nabisco Inc. factory employees by a rogue hampster insurrectionist group.
Furthmore, we are not responsible for the loss of one or more of the following, which may possibly occur as a result of exposing one's self to the dogmatic and dangerously subversive statements made within:
Life, limb, vision, Francois Mitterand, hearing, taste, smell, touch, thumb, Aunt Mildred, citizenship, spleen, Bedrock, or cloves. I Love Lucy reruns, Goana Humpah, toasters, pine wood derby race cars, toy ducks, antelope, horseradish, or prothetic ankel. Double-cheeseburgers, tin foil, limestone, watermelon-scented air freshener, sanity, peprika, German to Pig Latin dictionaries, dish towels, pet Chihuahua, pogo stick, Golf Digest subscription, floor tile, tire lube, swish mouth, swash mouth, lake mouth, sloppy mouth, potty mouth, groin, upper torso or halibut. Nor cainings in Singapore due to immense intake of Lucky Charms. |
