Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done
first.
Every solution breeds new problems.
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its
importance.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've
bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The other line always moves faster.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will
work perfectly.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Love etc.
All
the good ones are taken. (If the person
isn't taken, there's a reason. )
The
nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Money
can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
Every
kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
If
it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Sex
takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex
is dirty only if it's done right.
When
the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Before
you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Love
your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love
is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It
is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.