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There were two men walking down a street. One man had a Doberman Pinscher and the other one had a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow me." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.
The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."
The man at the door says, "Okay, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua??? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
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Peter: I felt so bad when I woke up this morning, that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirins.
David: Oh really?! What happened??
Peter: After the first two I felt better...
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- What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up this morning?
- He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
- And why did that upset you?
- My name is Susan.
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Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am..."
Student: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
So I told her, "How about the kitchen?!"
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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